Kick The Anime Simulator

With well over 9000 game reviews under my belt, more game reviews and more games played than anyone else on the planet, I've seen pretty much everything. I've seen some truly amazing games that transport you to other worlds, give you experiences you couldn't imagine otherwise, and lift the human spirit, works of art that really show how important gaming is as an art form that's a rival to any other artistic medium we've come up with. But I've also seen the bad stuff. I'm not talking about the thousands of "indie" amateur developers who seem to think it's ok to publish half-made retro pixel games because they don't have enough basic skill to get hired as a professional developer, but try anyway. I'm not even talking about the Russian criminals that steal asset packs from real developers and try sell them at ridiculous prices, or shove trash games onto Steam with $100+ price tags so they can launder money from stolen credit cards. This "game" is truly the worst. It's not really a game, it's a simple asset flipped environment intended for VR and with one sole purpose, to depict violence against women. Not like how in GTA you can drive over pedestrians who happen to be women (…

Cheesecake makes some quite amusing games- like B-movie grade, it's phoned in and doesn't make a lot of sense. They didn't even pick up the phone for this one. Honestly, the preview video is honeydick and more entertaining. The current version seems to have removed the bombs, walls, and ragdoll the preview video mentions. All there is to do: chose your hero. Watch them stand there or dance. Throw a single knife at them, and they go ragdoll. That's it. I have to Ctrl+Alt+Esc and close the game from steam or panel because there's literally no exit inside the game. I eventually figured out E interacts with switches and the door.

Staring at a wall for five minutes is more stimulating than playing this for two. I had to leave this "game" open longer than I wanted just so I could write this review.

3rd anime girl is my spirit animal

I don't think this counts as a game.

it was terrible