Kitten Rampage

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Guine ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ goy slop 0/10 – Absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and not the fun kind I just finished playing Kitten Rampage and I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIVID. This game is a personal attack on my existence. I boot it up, ready to rampage, and what do I get? A stupid little cat running around causing chaos. Fine. Whatever. But where the ♥♥♥♥ is the option to be Jewish?! I checked the character creator. I checked the settings. I checked the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pause menu like a maniac. No kippah. No menorah power-up. No “Oy vey, that was a big explosion” voice line. No ability to guilt-trip the enemy into surrendering. Nothing. Zero Jewish features. Not even a single bagel collectible. What the hell kind of half-assed, goyische game design is this? You’re telling me I can unlock laser eyes and rocket paws but I can’t play as a proud Jewish kitten who yells “Mazel tov, ♥♥♥♥♥” while detonating a synagogue-shaped bomb? Disgraceful. I demand a patch. I demand reparations. I demand the ability to be Jewish in this game RIGHT NOW or so help me I will leave the most venomous Steam review in history (this is already it). This game is a crime. A sexual crime and a cultural crime. Fix the Jewish representation. And for the love of…

K I T T Y GAME

Very cute game, If you have 8$ to spare :steamhappy: unfortunately I’m broke

Just found this on my account what even is this game

Cool emojis cool concept way over priced and for some reason its in 240p if it was a dollar and not blurry i would recommend it