Last of Ass

0/10 not enough ass

Last of Ass is the greatest game I've ever played, hands down. I can't believe the production value that went into this game, no, MASTERPIECE. The graphics are stunning, far surpassing any other game out there. It's like you're looking right out your window, it's that good. The moment I started up this game I went temporarily blind at such beauty. I wept. It was as though I was looking straight into the eyes of an angel. Secondly, this game exhibits some of the most lucrative and enthralling game mechanics of any game I've ever played. The puzzles are fantastic, the enemies are menacing and challenging to avoid with their state-of-the-art AI programming, the hand-written notes scattered around the game world deftly nudge the player in the right direction while not giving away too much. The storytelling in this game is dying edge, better than classics such as The Lord of the Rings, War and Peace, and anything written by Shakespeare. I could sing praises of this game forever. It belongs in a museum, right next to the Mona Lisa and Salvator Mundi. The ambiance is bone-chilling, and the game's horror atmosphere delivers nothing short of a primal sense of dread no human has ever experie…

not for the weak of heart

The Greatest Horror Experience. Really has it all, beats all the quiet hills or sinister homes, this game has it all and will leave you jumping out your skin and turning the flesh into beautiful pieces of knitwear just to relieve the stress, thankfully the hats and scarves will keep those bones you got left warm, it's more pleasant than it sounds. A true hidden gem, i share it with everybody i can, would 100% again. sequel when?

Let's just say, it lives up to the name. It's more hilarious than scary, really. Great game to get for cheap as a joke, but impossible for me to seriously recommend

done in 15 mins, not caught once, terrible game, no where near worth the price listed. not even fun as a joke game