'Member the Alamo?

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the dev literally came to my house dressed as Hitler and told me the government was untrustworthy, and you see that makes him a Nazi because....... uhh its not current thing

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Absolutely hilarious game. Mechanics are a bit wonky as well as design choices, but nonetheless spectacular laughing attacks occurred on my end. 8/10

In the southern part of Texas, in the town of San Antone, There's a fortress all in ruin that the weeds have overgrown. You may look in vain for crosses and you'll never see a one, But sometime between the setting and the rising of the sun, You can hear a ghostly bugle as the men go marching by; You can hear them as they answer to that roll call in the sky: Colonel Travis, Davy Crockett and a hundred eighty more; Captain Dickenson, Jim Bowie, present and accounted for. Back in 1836, Houston said to Travis: "Get some volunteers and go fortify the Alamo." Well, the men came from Texas and from old Tennessee, And they joined up with Travis just to fight for the right to be free. Indian scouts with squirrel guns, men with muzzle loaders, Stood together heel and toe to defend the Alamo. "You may never see your loved ones," Travis told them that day. "Those that want to can leave now, those who'll fight to the death, let 'em stay." In the sand he drew a line with his army sabre, Out of a hundred eighty five, not a soldier crossed the line. With his banners a-dancin' in the dawn's golden light, Santa Anna came prancin' on a horse that was black as the night. He sent an officer to tell…

You heard about this game because some British ♥♥♥ said it was bad. You never heard of him before, you haven't heard of him since. We were all psy-oped into buying this game!