Neanderthallica

Neanderthallica

Cheers LLC · 2025 · Puzzle Platformer, Metroidvania, Pixel Graphics, Comedy, Funny

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4 user reviews100% · 4
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About Neanderthallica

Forget fire and remake the Stone Age with a sci-fi shock and amazing weather powers!


Neanderthallica challenges you to master the elements, hone your crafting skills, and delve into a world overflowing with charm and clever design. Claim your place as the ultimate Neanderthal and rewrite history!

Command the Elements

Manipulate weather conditions not just for combat, but to reshape the environment, solve puzzles, and reveal new pathways essential for exploration.

Craft & Customize

Discover and forge over 150 gear and weapon combinations, empowering you to overcome specific obstacles, defeat challenging enemies, and access previously unreachable zones.

A Humorous Sci-Fi Twist on Prehistory

Dive into a captivating narrative that blends the ancient world with surprising sci-fi elements, all delivered with a lighthearted and humorous tone.

Key Features

  • DIY disaster-maker: Craft over 150 gear and weapon combinations. Because nothing says "I'm prepared" like a good custom weapon.
  • Environmental engineer, with explosives: Strategically use weapons and weather to solve puzzles, overcome obstacles, and defeat enemies. Sometimes, the solution is just more fire.
  • Archaeologist with a death wish: Explore a prehistoric world, discover hidden secrets, collect artifacts, and unlock achievements. Just try not to become a fossil yourself.
  • "Huh?" no more: Translate symbolic dialogues to actually understand what those quirky NPCs are mumbling about and unravel the mysteries.

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Jun 24, 2025
Really funny game! I like the ability to command the weather in the way you need it. The main character is ridiculous and nasty, just like a real Neanderthal should be! Truly recommended!
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Recommended May 14, 2026
This game really deserved the most innovative gameplay award 2025! It offers so many options, which are unusual for metroidvania-genres. Crafting for example, controlling rain, eating enemies for gaining back health, learning primitive language, solving quests and even an option for turning on and off adult-themed humor! It amused me as well to see those "killer-bunnies", because it reminded me of Monty Python so much! The only thing that didn't appeal to me that much was the combat system, but maybe with crafting a better weapon I would have gained a different opinion?
1 found this helpful
Recommended Jul 12, 2025
Fun and tricky!
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