NineHells

pretty boring....

Probably the most accurate depiction of being on Epstein's Island

got it for free when it was on sale i want my money back

Terrible "game". Sometimes you walk around areas collecting a couple of files to open the exit. Other times there's nothing to do in the "level" where you walk to the exit within ten seconds. Can be completed in about 20-30 minutes (and that's pushing it). This is including the DLC. Invisible walls are everywhere. Except you can get around some and run off into the seemingly endless horizon. The enemies have terrible player detection and completely forget about you after a three second "chase" or if their view is blocked. Audio is all over the place with an attempt at cheap jumps with suddenly ear piercing noises. The terrain has very awkward collision in a lot of places. Making walking up stairs feel awful. Has a few "cutscenes" which are pointless with terrible camera movements. The game is so janky that you will be killed by a door opening. This will softlock your game, forcing a restart. This is also the case for an enemy hitting you after you escape the level. The only good news is that the game technically works, and the achievements all pop appropriately. Don't waste your time.

a caveman teleported from 4000 BCE could make a better game than this

Felt like a slug though all nine levels of hell to play this