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About Pet Troll
AboutLooks like a wholesome pet adventure… until it doesn’t! This troll platformer blends adorable, big headed animal characters with levels specifically designed to ruin your trust in everything that moves and everything that doesn’t.
The game invites you into a colorful, drawn world where every sweet little pet is secretly walking into its own doom. Platforms? Fake. Safe gaps? Lies. Helpful signs? Pure trolling, nothing is consistent, nothing is fair, and everything is trying to make you scream, laugh, or both.
Choose from a variety of pet skins, to personalize your suffering, from heroic hamsters to smug kittens and unleash them into a world designed to Pet You Down emotionally while trolling you at every turn. The charm is real, but so is the suffering, keeps the tone playful, colorful, and deliberately mean. It’s a world that hates you, but in a friendly, cheerful sort of way.Think you can handle a platformer that’s both pet hostile and player hostile?Features
The game invites you into a colorful, drawn world where every sweet little pet is secretly walking into its own doom. Platforms? Fake. Safe gaps? Lies. Helpful signs? Pure trolling, nothing is consistent, nothing is fair, and everything is trying to make you scream, laugh, or both.
Choose from a variety of pet skins, to personalize your suffering, from heroic hamsters to smug kittens and unleash them into a world designed to Pet You Down emotionally while trolling you at every turn. The charm is real, but so is the suffering, keeps the tone playful, colorful, and deliberately mean. It’s a world that hates you, but in a friendly, cheerful sort of way.Think you can handle a platformer that’s both pet hostile and player hostile?Features
- Genre & Inspiration: A 2D troll platformer inspired by Level Devil, cute pets, cruel intentions.
- Pet-ify Your Doom: Play as lovable, big headed animal pets exploring vivid worlds that exist solely to troll you.
- Cute chaos: Bright colors, smiling characters, and friendship energy weaponized against you through troll design. Unpredictable traps, collapsing platforms, surprise hazards, deceptive animations, “pet traps” disguised as rewards and “totally safe” areas that absolutely are not.
- Unlockable Pet Skins: Customize your suffering with a collection of adorable animal skins, because if you’re going to fail, at least look adorable doing it.
- Single-Player Focus: Precision platforming meets unpredictable sabotage in every carefully crafted stage.
- Stylized 2D Visuals: Bright, expressive, colorful drawn art that contrasts hilariously with the game’s troll nature.
What Steam players say
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Review after 100% ♡♡♡ "Don't waste your life, I did. Go home," -John Rambo ⣴⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣤⣤⣶⣶⣿⣿⡗ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃ ⣿⣿⡇⠜⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀Got a cat here ⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⡹⠙⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀ Friends passing ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣿⠛⠀⠀by can touch her ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⠁⠀⠀and click Like to pet ♡ ⣿⣿⡿⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠹⠑⠀⠀ Award for good luck, Take My Points for infinite pets ♡ ⠟⠁⠀2 found this helpful
Later levels require too much waiting for a troll game. One of the achievements costs 7 actual dollars to get.1 found this helpful
Oh my god this game is soooo woke i thought that we could play cat games and not die with me and my 7 month ol,d daughter... SHe is dead now... this game is directly responsible for the death of my 7 month old daughter because I was driving a semi truck while playing and hit her, ran right over her infant body, destroying it with the massive inertia of a semi truck going 90 miles an hour, also it cured the turmor, tumro, tum , tumoor , tumor in my brean, and i am not going to lose my brain access because of cancer. thank you kosovo. 🍗🍗🍳1 found this helpful
The game is free but you have to pay 7$ to unlock a useless custom, then you can unlock an achievement.
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