Poly Memory: Primates

Lucky me gets to write the first English review to warn people about more Russian asset flip tier garbage polluting Steam... a valueless cash grab making Steam and gaming itself worse for everyone. Poly Memory: Primates is a construction kit copy + paste game from serial shovelware pushers, Cute Hannah's Games. The "developer" used the craptastic ClickTeam Fusion video game construction kit, copying + pasting and arranging premade assets, using premade level design tools so they could pretend they're an actual game developer. The images of various animals are stolen from the internet and run through a filter, and slapped lazily into a ClickTeam Fusion match-2 template, and that's apparently what passes for game development in Russia nowadays. A strong argument can be made that construction kits like ClickTeam Fusion should never be used to make games for profit, as the "developer", Cute Hannah's Games has done here. These construction kits are intended to teach people some of the basic principles of game development, and to make small demos to pass around with friends. They're not intended to replace to actual work of real, professional game developers. So it's inappropria…