Pound of Ground

(Please note that the only reason I have so many hours on this game is because when you're a kid, you just play the games and don't care how bad it they are). If you want an open world game with driving and third-person shooting, look no further! Like literally, look no further, because this game ruins all three of those aspects. It's a dead open world-- which is on point for a game set in the desert but that's obviously not what YOU want-- and the driving is literally just to take you from point A to point B. The shooting is bare-bones, so much so that I did most of the killing with the baseball bat, which satisfyingly sends zombies flying if you charge up the swing. And the story... my GOD, the story. I know what it's trying to be, but the humor is like a welcome-mat that 20 fat people with muddy boots walked all over. The story ITSELF became the joke. Only a few times did I actually laugh: 1. There's a part where Pepe is showing you the map, and I noticed the map was upside down, and then he goes, "OH, whoops, it's upside down." 2. Then there's a part where three idiot strangers mark different directions on your map, which literally leads you to a dead-end. 3. The "main bad…

Pound of Ground, developed by Centauri Production and published by Bohemia Interactive, is a third-person zombie shooter that embraces chaotic action and self-aware humor over realism or narrative sophistication. Released during a period when zombie-themed games were saturating the market, it distinguishes itself not by innovation but by leaning fully into exaggerated violence, campy storytelling, and arcade-style mayhem. Rather than presenting a gritty survival horror experience, it delivers a loud, fast-paced slaughterfest where mowing down hordes of undead is the central attraction. The game follows John Major, a reluctant anti-hero thrown into a bizarre outbreak scenario that quickly spirals into absurd territory. The story unfolds through brief cutscenes and dialogue exchanges that mix parody with crude humor. While the plot itself is thin and often intentionally ridiculous, it serves as a framework for continuous combat scenarios rather than a deep narrative journey. The tone is unapologetically over-the-top, with exaggerated characters and situations reinforcing the game’s arcade identity rather than aiming for emotional weight. Gameplay centers around third-person shootin…

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Fair warning that you may or may not be able to enjoy the game using modern hardware. On Windows 11, AMD Radeon RX 9070 XT the game will often crash during loading or start hanging up on rendering then crash.

It hurts my soul. It's basically Fallout 4.

Pure CRAP!!! Not even good if it were free!!!