Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children
Crankage Games · 2018 · Horror, Choose Your Own Adventure, CRPG, JRPG, Trading
PC
Very Positive88% · 104
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About Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children
From the creative minds that brought you Metal as Phuk and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick, Crankage Games brings you another hilarious tale with brand new characters alongside familiar faces in this boner-inducing joyride of epic proportions! Play as Mary the Fairy, a cannibalistic, foul-mouthed pixie in an even more foul-mouthed world, as she embarks on a journey to find her purpose in life and a new place to call home!
We would just like to say that we appreciate any and all support that we've received along the way from Streamers, Youtubers, Friends, and Fans all around the world. Our games have sold in over 100+ countries and thanks to you, it has become a favorite among many Comedy RPG fans worldwide. We want you to understand how important you are and how much we appreciate your feedback. We've learned a lot over time and we continue to improve and grow every day. As we expand, our games will be bigger, better, and much more frequent. One thing that we can always guarantee is that we will do our damnedest to make you smile. This game, much like the rest, is meant to brighten up a cloudy day and shine some sun on those who could use an escape from stress and hard times. All we want is to make you laugh, make you smile, and help you enjoy life like you deserve.
From the bottom of our hearts, we thank you for everything and we hope that you enjoy your time playing our games. Please let us know what you think, as we love reading your comments and hearing your feedback!
- Crankage Games
Features:
- Relaxing, streamlined linear story!
- Constant laughs from start to finish!
- No pointless battles! This is a pure story-driven visual novel!
- LOADS of hidden easter eggs to find while exploring!
- Added replayability with three awesome alternate endings for you to unlock!
- Awesome music to provide the perfect atmosphere!
- Be a part of history! Crankage Games, we support our fans! Don't be surprised if you find your name added into future games!
- Steam Achievements (Coming Soon)
- Trading Cards (When Valve Approves)
A Message From Crankage Games
We would just like to say that we appreciate any and all support that we've received along the way from Streamers, Youtubers, Friends, and Fans all around the world. Our games have sold in over 100+ countries and thanks to you, it has become a favorite among many Comedy RPG fans worldwide. We want you to understand how important you are and how much we appreciate your feedback. We've learned a lot over time and we continue to improve and grow every day. As we expand, our games will be bigger, better, and much more frequent. One thing that we can always guarantee is that we will do our damnedest to make you smile. This game, much like the rest, is meant to brighten up a cloudy day and shine some sun on those who could use an escape from stress and hard times. All we want is to make you laugh, make you smile, and help you enjoy life like you deserve.
From the bottom of our hearts, we thank you for everything and we hope that you enjoy your time playing our games. Please let us know what you think, as we love reading your comments and hearing your feedback!
- Crankage Games
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
This one? Absolute chaos… and somehow kinda works. Quiver ♥♥♥♥'s Terrible Tale for Terrible Parents to Their Equally Terrible Children looks rough, sounds rough… and tells one of the most unhinged, dumbest stories you’ll ever sit through. And yeah – that’s the whole point. Humor? Completely unfiltered. Gameplay depth? Bare minimum. It’s basically a weird mix of visual novel, crude humor, and random mini-interactions. You’re not here for gameplay – you’re here for the absurd, offensive, “did they really just say that?” moments. It’s not polished. It’s not deep. But if the humor hits you, it hits hard. ✅ Absurd, unfiltered humor ✅ Unique and memorable in a weird way ✅ Short and easy to finish ❌ Very low gameplay depth ❌ Crude humor won’t land for everyone ❌ Feels cheap and unpolished Final verdict: 5/10 – Dumb, offensive, and chaotic… but at least it knows exactly what it is.
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Como una pequeña Visual Novel, sin combates (lo cual creo que es un acierto) ni prácticamente elecciones. Muy corto, 1 hora máximo, y haciendo los 3 finales. Pero por el precio, no puedes pedir más duración. Es divertido, aunque no tanto como el anterior Quiver Chronicles.
I personally found this game boring compared to the prequel. i bought coqd and this one together which was sort of a win? I had a lot of fun playing chronicles but this game is just not a great sequel to it. The stories a bit less fun, the jokes arent as funny either, the arts nice though, the sprites and environments. Anyways yeah if youre debating on whether to buy this because you liked the previous game then i woudnt
Sound: 6 Graphics: 6 Story: 0 Gameplay: 4 Commands: 7 Fun: 2 Time to load / lag: 9 Bugs / Problems: 9 Final score: 2
Truly terrible
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