The Chronicles of Quiver Dick
Crankage Games · 2018 · Horror, Action Roguelike, JRPG, Tactical RPG, Turn-Based Tactics
PC
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About The Chronicles of Quiver Dick
From the creative minds that brought you Metal as Phuk, based on one of the most hilarious characters ever written into an RPG, The Chronicles of Quiver Dick takes you on one crazy adventure as you play the role of Old Man Quiver in his youth.
The Chronicles of Quiver Dick is a 2-3 hour Crude Comedy RPG that does not overstay it's welcome!
Entirely scripted encounters with full boss dialogue, no random battles, and a uniquely compelling short tale is sure to hit you right where it hurts! ... (In the funny bone...)
The characters in the game are made up of a plethora of folks who supported Crankage Games along the way and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick was our way of supporting the fans who have supported us as we give back to the community. This particular tale is the first of many standalone adventures to come in this series. Embark on a journey into the past of one of the craziest adventurers of all time and join him as he finds Grandma Tracie, Grandmother to two sarcastic, A-Hole children, (Emma and Andrew), who like to give Old Man Quiver a hard time!
Features:
- Relaxing, yet exciting linear story!
- Constant laughs from start to finish!
- No Random Battles! Every conflict has meaning to progress the story and is fully scripted with unique dialogue!
- Level up, collect loot, and kick monster-balls in with calculated turn-based strategy!
- Bonus Rewards for exploring optional hidden items and content
- Awesome music to provide the perfect atmosphere
- Be a part of history! Crankage Games, we support our fans! Don't be surprised if you find your name added into future games!
- Steam Achievements (Coming Soon)
- Trading Cards (When Valve Approves)
A Message From Crankage Games
We would just like to say that we appreciate any and all support that we've received along the way from Streamers, Youtubers, Friends, and Fans all around the world. Our first release has sold in over 100+ countries and thanks to you, it has become a favorite among many Comedy RPG fans worldwide. We've responded to EVERY Steam Message ever sent, EVERY Community Post on our Hub ever made, and EVERY Steam Review we've ever received. We want you to understand how important you are and how much we appreciate your feedback. We've learned a lot from the first game and we continue to improve and grow every day. As we expand, our games will be bigger, better, and much more frequent. One thing that we can always guarantee is that we will do our damnedest to make you smile. This game, much like the rest, is meant to brighten up a cloudy day and shine some sun on those who could use an escape from stress and hard times. All we want is to make you laugh, make you smile, and help you enjoy life like you deserve.
From the bottom of our hearts, we thank you for everything and we hope that you enjoy your time playing our games. Please let us know what you think, as we love reading your comments and we will always find the time to respond!
- Crankage Games
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
This game knows exactly what it’s doing. It’s absurd, unapologetic, and surprisingly self-aware at that. Gameplay exists mainly to support the joke, so if you're looking for a polished game you might get disappointed, but tbh.. You don’t really play this expecting any level of depth - you play it to have some lighthearted fun. In that regard, this is a little masterpiece.2 found this helpful
A weird mix of kinda fun but really dumb... if this is your thing you will love it but it wasnt mine
This one? Pure stupid humor… either you get it or you don’t. The Chronicles of Quiver ♥♥♥♥ looks cheap, sounds cheap… and plays like a janky point-and-click adventure that leans hard into crude jokes. Humor? Very hit or miss. Gameplay depth? Pretty low. You’re mostly clicking through scenes, solving simple stuff, and listening to ridiculous dialogue. It’s less about gameplay and more about the writing – and that writing is… yeah, special. If the humor clicks with you, you’ll laugh. If not, this is gonna feel like a waste of time. ✅ Dumb humor can be funny in the right mood ✅ Short and easy to finish ✅ Unique vibe ❌ Feels cheap and unpolished ❌ Gameplay is very basic ❌ Humor gets old fast Final verdict: 5/10 – Crude, simple, and very niche. You either laugh or you uninstall.
Mejor que el primer juego. Tiene muy pocas batallas, pero es bastante más gracioso y divertido. Me he reido más de una vez.
Laughed from the beginning to the end. Got the whole saga. This is just brilliant.
A game with great humour that you just want to continue playing. You won't expect the ending. I find it very chaotic and fun.
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