Rule No. 2

Game goes black on launch and sucks up all of my comp's memory. I tried to get a refund, but I've owned the game for too long and was denied. Would be super nice if the dev released a patch that fixed this. First game was fun, I think this would also be fun, but until it's fixed, I wouldn't know.

It's a fun little FPS but I'm recommending against buying it because it's literally non-functional. It was fine at launch, but after a few patches the game doesn't even launch at all. Tried multiple solutions and none work. The update that broke the game in 2022 was the last one and the dev has been silent since. --------- Update: I changed my hardware and now the game runs, somehow. After looking at performance metrics, the game is using a whopping 18gbs of RAM. So if you have anything below that it won't launch. Still going to keep this a negative due to this weird issue.

Very cool game. Has a lot of improvements of Rule No. 1, but has less content. Sexy AND fun. Please make a third one.

This has one of the best tutorials I have ever seen in any game ever.

You shoot boxes. Sometimes spheres. Plus there's women. I like all three of those things.

A pretty tasteless aim trainer cosplaying as an arena shooter basically. I understand what the game is going for, it's just not fun. I love the art though, and I'm not just saying that cuz [i]heheh boobies[/i]. With or without the nudity, the characters are cute enough and the weapons and animations look pretty damn cool. The voice lines are honestly pretty cringe though, and I hate using that word but there really is no better way to describe it. Like just trying [i]way[/i] too hard to be edgy and or ironic and funny, but it just doesn't hit. And I promise you, it's not a sense of humor thing cuz I laugh at some pretty crass and stupid things. I mean ♥♥♥♥ they have [i]not one[/i], but [i]two[/i] different Thanos jokes in this game and neither of them land. Just reeks of 'How do you do, fellow kids?' Another thing that really grinds me is the game [i][b][u]LITERALLY[/u][/b][/i] begging you not to refund it whilst also backhandedly insulting you for even considering it. Like literally every step of the tutorial ends with something to the affect of, 'Wow yeah this mechanic is weird huh? Yeah don't refund the game like an idiot now.' While I get that's probably a poor attempt at c…