Save Jesus

ten out of ten i jizzed to this shii

I remember buying this game as a joke so I could say that I'm playing Saving Jesus and "I need help saving Jesus Christ and killing romans with a obese cow." I fell asleep after playing this game for about 20 minutes because I was really tired and it was like 4 in the morning. I thought I woke up but this guy comes into my room saying something about his time machine. Just then, Julius Caesar himself along with 2 other romans come into the room with spear at my neck. I thought I was finished then Jesus Christ smites them and somehow cause Julius to explode into blood everywhere on touch with a spiky ball. I praise the Big J for saving me and he then replies, "No, thank you for saving me. But you still haven't finished my game made by me, Save Jesus." He then wakes me up as I walk to my computer, boot up this game, and then proceed to finish it. Thank you my man J. C. for saving me from THE Caesar and I loved your game. Get this game, it is life changing.

My friend gifted me this game as a joke a few years ago, but after playing it, it has changed my life in a way I could only dream of before. Previously before I received this gift, I had a cynical and depressing outlook on life where I had nothing going for me and all I did was play video games and be an unemployed nuisance to my parents. After I booted up this game and saved Jesus for the first time, I felt this holy synergy around me, as if God himself was behind me, spiritually guiding me forward to complete the game. At first I thought this game was a bit boring, but after that surreal holy sensation that I felt, I got the urge to fully complete the game to see if there's anything more and continued playing it all night. On the final level, I struggled a lot but nevertheless I managed to finally save Jesus in the game, thinking to myself that now I can finally turn off my computer and go to sleep. However, a few moments later I witnessed an otherworldly experience as I watched the real Jesus materialize in front of me, I froze in the moment thinking I'm hallucinating or this is a weird dream, but no, there he was standing and looking at me. Moments later he slowly reached out …

this game was truly a master work of art, i didnt just save jesus, jesus saved me. The best dollar i have ever spent that wasnt a dollar boston BJ. 10/10 save jesus

Took me a few hours to clear every level, had a fun time playing and figuring out the puzzles that some levels had.

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