Supreme League of Patriots - Episode 2: Patriot Frames

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This game made me reconsider my life choices. See, I don't care for unfinished entertainment, so I wait for all episodes to be out, then buy complete stories. Which I did for this Pn'C. And now I still have a 3rd episode of obnoxious oral diarrhea to install, with an infinitesimal hope that it will be better. I should probably ignore episodic games altogether, avoid these potential lose-lose situations. A long break between episodes didn't help at all. This one is so abrasive that you can't look at a landscape for 15 seconds without being interrupted by barbed comments or exchanges.

Supreme League of Patriots – Episode 2: Patriot Frames is the second chapter in the comedic superhero adventure series developed by No Bull Intentions and published by Phoenix Online Publishing. Acting as the bridge between the introductory first episode and the climactic finale, this installment expands the world, develops its central characters, and raises the stakes without sacrificing the sharp humor that defines the franchise. It is a continuation that feels larger in scope while remaining firmly committed to parodying the conventions of superhero stories, politics, and popular culture. The narrative follows Kyle Keever, better known as the Purple Patriot, as he continues his awkward journey toward becoming a recognized superhero. However, unlike traditional comic-book protagonists who grow into noble defenders of justice, Kyle remains a deeply flawed individual whose newfound powers and popularity only amplify his existing weaknesses. His transformation into a superhero is accompanied by changes in attitude and perspective that frequently create new problems rather than solving old ones. This unconventional character arc is one of the game's greatest strengths, as it allows …

This superhero saga is epic and empowering! The heroic battles, stunning patriot frames, and compelling storyline deliver non-stop action and inspiration. The gameplay is engaging, with strategic elements and beautiful visuals that immerse you in a world of justice. A thrilling continuation for fans of heroic adventures!

I'm not sure how good this trio of games were in the first place, but they definitely didn't age well. It's dialogue heavy, and it uses mediocre jokes to launch into political messages with an occasional point and click adventure sequence. The jokes are mostly circa mid-2000's political jokes where the obnoxious british character calls something racist. If your glory days were mid 2000's politics, you may enjoy. Interestingly these games were made in 2015 so the jokes were already outdated when the game came out. I'd give these a hard pass unless you absolutely can't live knowing there are point and click adventure games you haven't played.

I didn't play episode 1, but I'd be happy not to. I could only move to the second room before I lost my patience. The problem is there is so much talking. An unbelievable amount. I didn't know what to do, and there's no guides besides video walkthroughs that I don't want to watch, and I'm too lazy/stupid to try and figure it out on my own. I'm sure the game gives hints, but the trick is to find them in between the two hours of talking. Right in the beginning, I think there's about 2 dozen talking points you can have, and maybe sitting through them is what I have to do to advance the story. What's worse, literally everything I click on results in an infuriating amount of dialogue, as the writers attempt to drown the player in jokes. Point and click games aren't known for fast gameplay or anything, but this takes it to a whole new level of slow, annoying, wtf do I do levels. And you can't just keep clicking to skip through dialogue. You have to wait a second on each speech bubble until the voice acting starts before you can click to skip it. So I'm deterred me from clicking on anything, cuz I don't want to sit through dialogue I can't skip fast enough. And if a player doesn…