The Last Patient

Final rating: 17/10 Price [ ] ITS FREE [x] worth the full price [ ] Buy this shid on sale [ ] Don’t buy System Requirements [ ] What's a computer? [ ] 4K on toaster [ ] HP Pavilion [ ] Fortnite Computer [ ] High-end PC [x] The power of the International Space Station Graphics [ ] About as good as the inside of a Waffle House [ ] Looks great on SNES [ ] Decent [ ] Better than Decent [ ] Outstanding [x] What is reality? Content [ ] Where's the content? [ ] 10% content, 90% nothing else [ ] Content straight from a Dollar Tree [ ] Quality content, but nothing else [ ] Content is literally everywhere [x] I've been playing this since 1967 and I'm still not finished Difficulty [ ] Trackball [ ] Trackpad [ ] Nothing hard [ ] More difficult as the game goes on [ ] DOOM on the hardest level [x] Skull♥♥♥♥ingly hard Bugs and Glitches [ ] Insecta [ ] So many bugs, looks like the locusts just came [ ] Keep a can of OFF! with you and you'll be fine [ ] Some [x] None Summary This game was so good, it made me cry near the end.

I wish I'd punched myself in the scrotum for 5 minutes instead.

One of the better GameGuru games, I finished it. I liked the music, but didn't like the godawful loading time. Also, it's still buggy, the enemies are unpredictable, the soldier enemies are too good - but defeatable. What I really don't like about games is blatant scares and this game spawns the bad guys in places where you don't expect it (behind your back). But to be honest, I've played worse games that are being sold for a 1 euro, and I did have an half an hour of fun, and I did get it cheaper than the listed price - so it was worth it.

The Last Patient is an FPS game developed using GameGuru, "The Easy Game Maker". Its a pretty short game, it can be completed in 30 minutes or less. It has the usual GameGuru issues, awkward movements, stiff reloading, useless iron-sights, dumb AI, and choppy framerates. I can't blame the developer for these issues, as these issues should be fixed by the engine makers, The Game Creators (TGC). However, I will blame the developer for picking GG over Unreal and Unity. Unlike some other GameGuru games, The Last Patient has a price tag slapped on it. I think I paid $0.49 for this game, so you can say that I got ripped off. This game is not worth $0.49, and its not worth your time. Conclusion: Avoid it.

I literally recorded this game for 2 hours and ffs it literally took almost 2 hours. Wanna know how much of that was loading screens? almost half. Wanna know how much content it was loading in? Very little. The enemies are way too varied for the start of the game and all you need to do is collect about 3 keys. Last key i assumed was in a different area where a rocket dude awaits you. A dude who has the greatest aim ever. Unless you run at him then he does little until you shoot a weapon and then he still kills you so easily. Also i am not sure why a tank from left 4 dead is in the game. Either way id give it a 1 out of 10 its so bad. Also somehow getting close to a bad guy with the shot gun doesnt do much where as from a distance machine guns are still powerful. Enemies aiming is so good its almost like they can fire through walls. Game is severely unbalanced and for a 2016 game its way too outdated and done by a cheap ass gane engine that is outdated. Do people still even use game guru these days?

https://youtu.be/yL93VGUiPtQ An unfinished horror FPS that features enemies without pathfinding and combat without balance.