The Turdler

[h1] Experienced on the Oculus Rift with Touch Controllers [/h1] So I did not buy this game individually. I got it as part of a cheap VR bundle. I was not excited to play this game but it's being listed on the first page of the Steam VR sales list for some reason. I thought I may as well go check it out, especially since it doesn't currently have any negative reviews. Long story short, this game sucks. There's almost no redeeming value. You throw stuff & break stuff. You lay dueces. And you get to shoot a toy gun at a museum. And there's a global leaderboard. Sadly, if you're in the top 5 that just means you are a horrible person. [h1] Positives [/h1] + it works on the Oculus Rift with Touch Controllers + the game looks and plays just like the screenshots / video on the store page [h1] Negatives [/h1] - Experienced everything the game had in 10 minutes - those are 10 minutes of my life I will never get back - writing this review is more fun than the actual game - poor graphics - wonky throwing mechanics - clunky UI - using a poor kid as part of the cover art for this game Rate 3/10. It's bad. It's not so bad it's good, it's just bad. I'm just glad I got it as part of a bundle …

Yes, the Turdler. It has a price tag of $3 and is developed by BucketShop Software. As the name suggests, it does involve a fecal flinging toddler. Throughout this game, you play as a hellspawn bent on making the life of your parents miserable. Your journey includes breaking everything from tv’s to glasses to mirrors. It reminded me a lot of the previously reviewed Catlateral Damage in which it’s the same plot except you play the game as a cat. The game consists of 3 stages which are areas of the house and the finale is literally defecating at your feet and throwing said crap through a hoop. Considering the executable on Steam is named TheToddler rather than the Turdler, I believe a last minute decision was to put in the finale of the game and rename the whole title. The game features Steam Achivements which include drop 1 dookie, drop 50 dookies, drop 100 — ah, you get the point. Impressively, this was playable out of the box and did feature a very simple tutorial. There was bugs such as baseballs going through walls but nothing crib shattering. Final grade is 5 out of 10.

Quite tongue in cheek fun with this game . You play as a small child that is set on distruction .