

Toddler Simulator
JoshCorp · March 5, 2018 · Indie, Casual, Funny, Character Customization, Walking Simulator
Buy Toddler Simulator from Steam at $1.49 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.
Where to buy Toddler Simulator — official stores
Toddler Simulator price by region
Toddler Simulator costs €1.19 in Europe (EUR), £1.19 in the United Kingdom, $1.49 in the United States, $1.49 in Georgia (USD), CA$1.80 in Canada, NZ$1.99 in New Zealand, A$2.19 in Australia, R$3.99 in Brazil and zł4.99 in Poland right now.
| Region | Best price | Official store | Key shop | Stores |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| €1.19 | €1.19 | — | 1 | |
| £1.19 | £1.19 | — | 1 | |
| $1.49 | $1.49 | — | 1 | |
| $1.49 | $1.49 | — | 1 | |
| CA$1.80 | CA$1.80 | — | 1 | |
| NZ$1.99 | NZ$1.99 | — | 1 | |
| A$2.19 | A$2.19 | — | 1 | |
| R$3.99 | R$3.99 | — | 1 | |
| zł4.99 | zł4.99 | — | 1 |
Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.
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About Toddler Simulator
Trash the bedroom, mess up the bathroom, then discover what lays beyond the front door as you roam freely in a vast world. Leave an extensive trail of destruction in your wake. The huge world that awaits you is filled with dozens of enterable houses and buildings, driveable cars, various missions, heaps of collectables, hidden areas, and more.
Designed as a physics playground where creativity and chaos are the main objectives.In many cases it's important to get yourself into a silly mood (maybe get drunk first) to fully enjoy and appreciate this game. Yes really.
It's fun to customize your character - press \ any time in game. Don't forget the accessories!
Make sure you EXPLORE! Cars are a great way to get around quickly. There are lots of areas to go to and many things to do - look out for the industrial area, the ghetto, the fire station, the park, the farm, the caravan park, and more!
Find the golden nappies - these give you an upgrade of speed, strength, or vomit distance!
- You destroy stuff
- Open world to explore
- You can jump really high
- Puke on demand
- Driving forklifts is fun
- Over the top and funny physics
- The toddler does dances
- Like breakdancing and the chicken dance and stuff
Toddler Simulator — game info
- Platforms
- Windows, macOS, Linux / SteamOS
- Player modes
- Single-player
- PC Game Pass
- Not included
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Players describe this as a budget game with oddball mechanics and humor that works better as entertainment content than as a casual play experience. While the low price point ($1.49) softens criticism, reviewers note frustrating inconsistencies—like being able to punch a gas tank but not a cow, or difficulty with helicopter controls—and question some of the design choices, though a few find the weirdness entertaining enough to recommend.
my mom abandoned me, and i dont blame her. 0/104 found this helpful
Toddler Simulator is an intentionally absurd sandbox game that turns the everyday curiosity and destructive tendencies associated with very young children into an exaggerated playground of physics, exploration, and comedy. Developed and published by JoshCorp, the game does not attempt to provide an authentic representation of being a toddler. Instead, it imagines what would happen if a tiny child were given extraordinary mobility, surprising strength, access to vehicles, and almost complete freedom to cause trouble. The result is a deliberately unserious experience where experimentation and unpredictable situations matter considerably more than story or realistic simulation. The adventure begins in relatively familiar surroundings, allowing the toddler to make a mess around the house before eventually venturing into a much larger environment. Bedrooms, bathrooms, furniture, household objects, and other interactive elements establish the basic idea of touching, throwing, moving, and damaging whatever happens to be nearby. Once outside, however, the scale of the game becomes more apparent. Numerous buildings and houses can be explored, while different sections of the map include loc…1 found this helpful
This is the pinnacle of game design. this has to win next year's grammy's, steam awards, and should win the nobel piece prize. this is truly the best game ever made, words cannot describe how much i love this game it is the greatest game since Skateboard Simulator 1961. only babies can truly describe the greatness of this game 1000000/101 found this helpful
its not something i would just hop on and play for fun, but it is good for content. weird game, kinda funny lol. check out my full review here ! (dont worry, only 5mins long) https://youtu.be/na1xPBuuZHQ?si=lIqN_jix98AKQeM8 subscribe ;)1 found this helpful
I am not even mad, it was a literal $1.49 but what I don't get is why can I punch a gas tank but I can't punch a cow????
cant fly copter >:(
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