Umpteenth Photo

Umpteenth Photo

Tonguç Bodur · 2026 · Job Simulator, Simulation, Short, Cozy, Top-Down

PC
5 user reviews20% · 5
Best price
$0.99
lowest tracked $0.64
Steam Buy at Steam

Compare prices in Official Stores

Steam
Steam
Standard Edition · Steam
$0.99
Buy
Epic Game Store
Epic Game Store
Standard Edition · Epic Games
$0.99
Buy

Screenshots

About Umpteenth Photo

Villagers are everywhere, and they need their photos taken.In Umpteenth Photo, you step into the worn shoes of a roaming retro photographer, snapping portraits for curious townsfolk and getting paid for every shot. Coins jingle into your pocket, and before long you’re back at the photography shop, upgrading your gear so each click is worth even more than the last.This stylish 2D/3D hybrid job simulator tells a cozy success story across three handcrafted levels, plus a special bonus chapter. The simple act of pressing the shutter becomes delightfully addictive, turning “just one more photo” into a familiar promise you keep breaking.Progress is saved often and automatically; whenever you earn coins, spend them, or step into a new level, so you can focus entirely on what really matters: capturing the perfect photo, for the umpteenth time.

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Not recommended Mar 10, 2026
Little explanation on the controls and no control mapping. Just wasd to move around and press tab to show your player inventory menu. You cannot move the camera around your player and i feel stuck in a certain view angle. If your sprite is 2d in a 3d world, you need to be able to move the camera around your character. The game is just roaming around take a picture when a civilian raises his hand with some greenyellow circle flashing on the ground. The music is pretty annoying. Just shake your mouse to unlock the polaroid picture. I wish i could left click on my character and look at the nice environment which is what this dev is known for in his other walking sims game. For 1$ not worth it to me, looks like it could be a free mobile game. I prefer saving my 1$ for something better,
5 found this helpful
Not recommended May 18, 2026
[h1] Umpteenth Photo [/h1] [h3] Positives: [/h3] + Ok idea + Some potential + The upgrades you can buy in the shop + Tolerable when fully upgraded + Achievements + Its short (over in 1,5-2 hours) [h3] Negatives: [/h3] - Unnecessary slow and tedious start - Gets monotonous and boring way to fast - The whistle sound is so annoying (on pair with what the waiter must feel when being snapped at) - Music gets tiresome to listen to after a while - Depth of field effects that ruins the view (set post processing effects to low to avoid this) - The 2D sprites look like ugly wandering wine bottles (is this game sponsored by A.A.?) - No free roam mouse view (just one fixed angle) - Only 4 small areas in total (incl. the bonus level) - Without the essential upgrades you can feel gray hair growing in the back of your neck - Surprisingly taxing on the computer [h3] Conclusion: [/h3] This is actually the worst game I have played from TB. With some much needed adjustments and changes, this game could have been okay. But as it is of now, you can easily skip it. Play TB's much better walking simulators instead. Those are quality games, unfortunately this is not. [h1] Total Score: 3/10 [/h1] [b…
1 found this helpful
Not recommended Mar 8, 2026
Without a SAVE apparatus, this is pointless. Too much slogging to get to the end only to start at zero again.
1 found this helpful
Not recommended Jun 25, 2026
I grew up in the generation where they taught you that if you didn't have anything nice to say, you just don't say anything. So here's the nice thing I have to say about Umpteenth Photo: you can vaguely tell where the whistling sound is coming from. -------- Just kidding! Umpteenth Photo is a game with a premise that could work, in a few different ways. You could do a "professional photography" game in the vein of Crazy Taxi, which is what this game kind of attempts to do. You could make a detective-type game where the protagonist has to carefully line up shots and the story slowly unravels through evidence caught on camera. You could even make a game where some young girls go to a haunted house and have to take pictures of ghosts, but that would just be silly. The point is, this concept can work. It needs a bit of gameplay, I think it would work best with some manner of story, and most importantly, it needs decent graphics and, you know, a way to view your photos rendered in those nice graphics. Umpteenth Photo has none of this. The gameplay is stand in one area of a tiny map, wait for the world's most annoying villagers to whistle for your services (I would even accept so…
Recommended Mar 12, 2026
I like this for exactly what it is - a 'fun little something' by a dev I like to support. The pace of progression felt just right.

Community reviews

0 reviews

Sign in to write a review.

No reviews yet. Be the first to review this game.

More like Umpteenth Photo