VanillaBeast: Mystery Kink

Point and click game that might be fun for someone that's nostalgic for the Leisure Suit Larry days of gaming. It's a short and easy. It's full of eye-rolling, cringe humor. Cringe even for a teenage version of myself, but that's ok. It's full of Pop culture references, especially in the horror genre. I grew up playing Friday the 13th on Nintendo, and loved the Crystal Lake parody in this game. They even made Jason purple as a callback to the NES game. I bought this on sale the day it came out, and had some fun playing for a few hours. My playtime says over 5 hours, but that includes cigarette and piss breaks. Can probably be beaten in 2 to 3 hours. A bit short, but I like classic point and click games, and I LOVE sleazy, trashy horror flicks from the '80s. So if that's down your alley, and you can have some fun with this game.

Here for a good time, not for a long time. While this game can be completed in just a few hours, the story, puzzles, and mini-games are very satisfying. This game is a who-done-it that excels in observation and having a mature sense of humor. The graphics are very top-notch. Building on the success of the developer's prior outing, this game feels like a comic book come to life. The characters all look phenomenal. The environments all feel unique. This game also rewards replayability to the discerning consumer. All the voice acting is on-point. Voiced by Vanilla and the ladies themselves, no corners were cut in delivering a premiere audio experience. All the girls have different personalities. Controls are simple. Very pick-up and play friendly. If you are looking for a game with some good jokes, pretty ladies, to kill a little time, definitely give Mystery Kink a good look.

Quite a departure from the gameplay of Retro KO but another passionate homage to a classic genre of games. If you were around for point and click adventure games in their heyday, you will definitely feel the nostalgia as this game just oozes that DNA. Collect items, craft or use them to progress the story and solve the mystery. The same humor from Retro KO comes through in this game and it has much more VO work this time around to help hit the punchlines. Incredible references to games and pop culture, especially if you were around for the 80s and/or 90s. Just a true passion project, through and through. The artwork in this game is just incredible! And the music is equally well done, especially the parody songs. Hilarious lyrics and an amazing performance. This is what happens when a small team of passionate creators come together to make a game. A true indie diamond and I am proud to support this type of game!

Mystery Kink is a super funny mystery game! Easy to pick up and play and you don't have to think too hard. Just sit back and play. The animation is top notch and the voice acting is very good with a lot of funny quotes and innuendo. I had a fun time searching the map for all the clues. One of the levels, Camp Crystal Fake, is like a game within the game. If you are a fan of beautiful woman and comedy, this game is for you.

An absolute GEM of a game. Voice acting, music, story, art, everything was great. So many cringe jokes and pays homage to classic games, movies, and cartoons. I bought the deluxe edition just because it felt like one of those games I knew I was gonna love. I didn't really look at the strategy guide until the very end simply because there was no need. The game explained everything nicely during the tutorial. That being said, the guide was very well done as well. The developers wanted to make something special and they did. Highly recommended, whether you're here for the gameplay or just titties.

Less than 10 minutes in and this game is so bad and cringe that... Well, I already decided to refund the game before the "refund the game "joke"".