Vespa's Test

"Vespa's Test" is not really a game, it's a dumb Facebook tier "personality test" that could have just been a HTML form. It trots out a garbage response based on your answers to various set questions. You'd get a better and more realistic response from ChatGPT. No, just no. This features really godawful pixelcrap "art" instead of real graphics. It's hard to say if this was because the developer didn't have the skill to do the job of creating 3D visuals, or couldn't afford to hire someone who does, but it also doesn't matter. What matters is that this looks much worse than most other games because of that decision, and that's a major deterrent to gamers. Games like Terraria and Stardew Valley succeeded [i]despite[/i] the bad graphics, not because of them. This is only free in a rudimentary sense... the developer has their hand out for a $2 USD "donation" for this as you're expected to buy some extra DLC from Steam... digital panhandling. Like the homeless guys who splash dirty water on your windscreen at the traffic lights. No thanks. Despite having no up-front cost, this failed to appeal to the 120 million+ gamers on Steam. SteamDB showed the game peaked at only 6 concu…

Vespa knows stuff. ~40min

I enjoyed this game, made me pensive

what a lovely little game! the art and colour palette felt so cosy, and the ending i got actually somewhat resonated with me. it's literally free, so you should definitely try it and if you can support the dev!!

I did not have fun, yet I felt hesitant to leave a negative review, because I would not call this a game. This is just a personality test which is less boring to take, but boring nonetheless. In the end, I received the most relevant ending possible out of all the other endings. Therefore, I will give it a positive review.

An interesting way to spend half an hour or so. I enjoyed it. One nice touch, after you do it once, you get to read all the possible outcomes without having to go back and try to figure out how to get them. Easy to recommend. One thumb up.