You Are Not a Banana: Better Edition

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I am 32 years old. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing. Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side. With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of y…

Pros for this game is that it successfully captures surrealist humor and I find it to be quite fun in that regard, even if the story is pretty short and simple. My cons are the the challenge portions of this game which make it a bit of a slog to go through when I'm playing through again to get achievements. Definitely of its time and comes across as somebody's first project when going into game making and programming.

If you are interested in short weird games, this is for you. Also nice achievements to hunt. Obviously this isn't everyones cup of tea ☕

A collection of various weird ideas, minigames etc... Somehow it´s dumb... but yet it is pretty entertaining, As the guy in Robocop says: I´d buy that for a Dollar.