Youmu Konpaku & Dungeon of Lewd Creatures

[h1]Uncensor patch pls[/h1] [table] [tr] [td](Adult) Content[/td] [td](F, FxF, FxM) Sexual content.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Censorship?[/td] [td]Mosaic’d genitalia.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Hours of Gameplay[/td] [td]Eight or nine hours.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Patch Available?[/td] [td]No, not necessary.[/td] [/tr] [/table] [b]Youmu Konpaku & Dungeon of Lewd Creatures[/b] is a lewd action-sidescroller about Youma’s quest to retrieve her lost sword (lest she face her master’s wrath!) [b]Note: this article is a FRACTION of the full review. To read the whole article (including commentary and ratings), be sure pay my site a visit.[/b] [h1]Gameplay[/h1] Navigate maze-like stages and slash your way to the end of the game! Each level is riddled with secrets; if you’re a completionist, you can expect to have your hands full for [b]hours on end.[/b] By equipping different outfits, you’ll gain new mobility options (such as the ability to swim or jump higher). The maze-like nature of each stage will having you asking “where do I go” — in the interest of “completion percentage”, you’ll must leave no stone un…

Nah bruh, they done Yuumuu dirty with this one

A fairly decent action-platformer, by all rights. But, let's face it, that's not why you bought this game. Probably best to wait for it to go on sale, unless you're a diehard, horny Touhou fan.

A tragic tale on how Youmu got first place in popularity poll....ok maybe not, on to a review. First thing im gonna say is - wait for a sale, at least 30% off. While i enjoyed the game, its definately not worth its current price. Lets start with gameplay - in its core DOLC is a classic platformer which takes alot of inspiration from games about certain plumber. Surprisngly despite its looks its a very solid game. It consists of 34 stages (+ few extra locations). Unlike most H-games, DOLC actually feels like a real game, with stages actually having decent level design, and most of them having their unique gimmicks. While the game seems easy on the surface, getting 100% on all stages will take quite a bit of effort. The game is also surprisngly long, getting all endings and 100% took me 25 hours. I must say that i enjoyed gameplay of DOLC quite alot, and while its definately simple game it was nice change of pace from more modern platformers/metroidvanias. Now onto a H-content. Im a bit mixed here. Scenes range from really decent to meh. The big issue is that unlike platforming, the game seems to have big pacing issue with its H-scenes, where it frontloads most of H-content on st…