Ninja jump

Its basically like free phone game, except its not free.

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[h1]SHORT REVIEW[/h1] Ninja jump -- yes, the second word in the title is all lower case; I find that more interesting than the game itself! -- is yet another minimal Unity game that, not that long ago, is the sort of game one would only have expected to find as a free download on the website of a novice game programmer. I don't understand why or how these sorts of things have become so prevalent on Steam; without trading cards, surely the developers can't even be recovering the price of entry. Anyway, I received it as a gift from a friend and was horrified to see that the asking price is more than the minimum allowed on Steam. The goal of the game is to take your little fat ninja dude across the side-scrolling landscape, one minimally animated jump at a time. What you see in the gameplay video is it, or at least seems to be it from the few minutes of my precious spare time I was willing to devote to playing. The game plays like an extremely simple mobile game: "touch the screen", the player is advised, when the power bar on the left represents the amount of power you want to use. Only, jumping doesn't always work; in my few minutes or so of play I encountered at least half a doze…

why tf does this cost money

The controls are bad and it gets boring sooo freaking fast.

Garbage