Sir! I'd Like To Report A Bug!

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[h1] Sir! I'd like to report a shovelware! Straight forward platformer that could've been much better but it's not. Feels very repetitive with nothing to hold you for a while. You have to figure out on which things you can jump. Music is a bit forgettable. Levels are boring to play. After each stage report new bugs so make sure to debug the whole game. Overall gameplay feels like a fart. [/h1]

The game has an achievement for dying 1000 times. Should tell you how much "fun" it is. The controls are not good, sometimes I got a jump if I was moving at the same time, sometimes I didn't. Grinded through to Friday morning level and then wanted to throw my keyboard through the window. That level adds a time pressure. Fun times with the controls which suck. Controls failed me every time, or I got snagged on something (pretty much instant fail in that level). Could't do it and gave up. I can't find any video of anyone doing it so can't even watch the ending. Game has an "easy" mode, but that just adds one or two checkpoints. Didn't make it any easier. Games challenge mode seems broken. I can only do the first one and after that when I go back to challenges it says "no time recorded". Not sure how it's suppose to work, but seems broken to me. Ps. If it wasn't obvious already, I played with a keyboard.

Sir! I'd Like To Report This Game Sucks!

The Sun is broken

Sir! I’d Like To Report A Bug! is a retro-style action platformer developed and published by Lord Puggington Games that transforms software errors, corrupted programming, and complete digital instability into the core of its gameplay experience. Instead of avoiding glitches and broken mechanics, the game fully embraces them, building an unpredictable and chaotic adventure where players must survive inside a malfunctioning world constantly collapsing under the weight of its own corrupted code. Combining classic side-scrolling platforming with absurd humor, difficult level design, and intentionally unstable environments, the game delivers a strange but memorable experience that feels both nostalgic and creatively unhinged. The story centers around Reggie, an ordinary game tester whose boring daily routine is destroyed when experimental software begins malfunctioning in catastrophic ways. Digital bugs escape containment and infect reality itself, turning the world into a chaotic nightmare filled with impossible hazards and unpredictable environmental disasters. Reggie suddenly finds himself trapped in the middle of a crisis far beyond his abilities, becoming humanity’s accidental her…