JUSTICE SUCKS: Tactical Vacuum Action

I need to play this more, but it had sort of a chibi-roboish vibe to it which is why I nabbed it. Then I accidentally dropped a ceiling fan on the family's son during the tutorial hide and seek game but uh, moving on, looks like dad's cut himself in the kitchen, better go clean-- "Cleaning up blood and bodies fuels your blood power, which you need to run blood abilities!" Well this took a turn. It's a fun little game about being a valiant not-roomba, protecting your household from the forces of sexy corporate evil. You utilize household items as traps, as well as your own devlish printer-like cunning to defeat enemies with cute little beeps and boops. Until they die. It's funny, it's cute. It's not at all what I expected, probably.

[h1]Domestic Terrorism Has Never Been This Productive[/h1] [i]JUSTICE SUCKS: Tactical Vacuum Action[/i] is a masterclass in what I like to call "High-Octane Chores." In an industry currently suffocated by gritty reboots and photorealistic depictions of sadness, Samurai Punk has delivered a title that embraces the inherent absurdity of a sentient vacuum cleaner embarking on a blood-soaked quest for vengeance. It’s [b]Hitman[/b] meets [b]Home Alone[/b], filtered through a fever dream of 90s Saturday morning cartoons. [h2]Technical Execution & Gameplay[/h2] From a mechanical standpoint, the game utilizes an [b]iterative stealth-action loop[/b] that is surprisingly deep. As Dusty, you navigate a 90s TV universe with a level of agility that defies your circular chassis. The technical polish is evident in the [b]frame pacing[/b]; even when the screen is cluttered with exploding ceiling fans and arterial spray, the performance remains buttery smooth. The [b]spatial audio[/b] implementation deserves a special mention. It’s not just for immersion; it’s a critical tactical tool. You can hear the distinct thud of guard patrols through walls, allowing for precise [b]hit-box registration[/…

Hitman meets The Werecleaner meets Jo Jo's Bizarre Adventure. It's comedic, it's goofy, it's stealthy and it sucks. Definitely give this a go, especially if you can grab it on sale, there's a lot of love, care and depth to the gameplay, much more than meets the eye initially. 10/10, sucks.

Unlike Dusty and Sexy McClean, this game does not suck. No doubt the best game I'll play this year. Really funny concept, a lot of fun media references, just my type of humour, and very satisfying gameplay and mechanics

I played originally on Switch and picked it up again here. I think this game has had some confusing releases and seems to have been released under multiple names rather than just updating the initial game. I believe this is the final product? I like it. The tutorials are just a bit under trimmed, but aren't terribly long or wordy. The cutscenes and story are weird and engaging. I have no negative notes. This game is super fun!

i kill people cuz im a vacuum...i think (its really fun)