Bound Up & Squirming!

If you can find this game on sale for around half off (which is what I got it for..) it's a no-brainer purchase. It's also a no-brainer game, more than less.. with a simple mechanic of basically hopping around like one of those old school 'spring / suction' toys. You hold the jump button down to attach to the surface of the game's various difficult (and Q-Bert esque geometrically-shaped) platforms, as you approach the level's exit. Outside of that, there are not many gameplay elements. Precision jumps and intentional 'bellyflops' to orient the tripping balls main character on each platform bring about some complexity I wasn't expecting. The game looks great and its smooth, funny animation was something I wasn't expecting booting the game up at all. The player character's design is animated great, with funny results when he rams his head too hard into various surfaces. Unfortunately, the game's backgrounds are quite bland by comparison. Funny-looking pillars smiling at you are cool, but their lack of variety (as well as the for lack of a better expression "♥♥♥♥-shaped floating things") in the background not leading to a different set of background objects to space out staring at …

This is the hardest 3D platformer I ever played. Very interesting physics-based movement mechanics, psychologically unsettling and hilarious presentation make this a very good and challenging 3D precision platformer! The difficulty ramps up in a smooth curve and gets really REALLY hard. There are optional level times which are very tight to be beaten, but I guess it's not necessary to get all achievements. Edit: Nope, you gotta beat all the times to 100%! I like this challenge! Edit2: This achievement was removed by the developer, so that it's not necessary anymore to beat all challenges and beating all levels is sufficient. Crazy smiling jelly worms and the bound up character being super scared with big popping eyes make this feel like a fever dream. I guess this must be what it is like to be a game developer. Scary players expecting a super fun game from you and you're like bound up by expectations and insecure if you will make this way with a thousand gaps to fall down. All those retries, those iteration loops you must go through before getting it right. Frightening!...

scraping the bottom of the barrel as far as "positive reviews" go but this is still somewhat enjoyable and thus earns a recommendation from me.

I played this game for uhhhh 2 minutes, and I love it LOL

Never in my life has there been a time more well-spent, and important, as the time spent playing this leisure activity, developed by and with the power of God himself. A masterpiece; name, developer title, visuals, all of it. Remarkable. Graphically outmatches that of all AAA games, and hundred-million dollar budget films. Playing this, I felt the pain of throwing my mother out of a skyscraper window alleviated. Gone. Deceased, just like my mother. The game is made from pure dopamine and Oxytocin. Indeed, this game impregnated me, a male, with what I can only describe as the next Jesus Christ. This game is THAT good. 69/10.

I paid 1.13 CAD. This game is great. If you have children or psychedelics, it is worth time and resources. 10 outta 10. Controller support is a little lacking, if that matters *coughing "Snowflake!"*. So check it out, unless you are alone with no psychedelics, then this will not help your life.