Soccer Player Simulator

Soccer Player Simulator

Kiddy · March 27, 2019 · Simulation, Sports, Indie, Comedy, Physics

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Soccer Player Simulator price by region

Soccer Player Simulator costs £0.89 in the United Kingdom, $0.90 in Georgia (USD), $0.99 in the United States, €0.99 in Europe (EUR), CA$1.29 in Canada, NZ$1.49 in New Zealand, A$1.50 in Australia, R$3.49 in Brazil and zł4.49 in Poland right now.

Cheapest Soccer Player Simulator offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
United Kingdom £0.89 £0.89 — 1
Georgia (USD) $0.90 $0.90 — 1
United Statesyour region $0.99 $0.99 — 1
Europe (EUR) €0.99 €0.99 — 1
Canada CA$1.29 CA$1.29 — 1
New Zealand NZ$1.49 NZ$1.49 — 1
Australia A$1.50 A$1.50 — 1
Brazil R$3.49 R$3.49 — 1
Poland zł4.49 zł4.49 — 1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

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About Soccer Player Simulator

✦ AI summary

Soccer Player Simulator puts you in control of chaotic physics-based soccer where players prioritize kicking the ball hard over actually scoring, leading to unpredictable mayhem on the pitch. Win matches by scoring 15 goals while using dirty tactics and violence against opponents, with no rules holding you back.

Soccer Player Simulator – a physics-based soccer simulator. The main feature of the game is the unpredictable behavior of the players on the pitch. However, you should keep in mind that not only the opponent team’s players are going to faff around but your own as well, because their main task is not to score a goal but just to kick the ball as strong as they can, and they do not really bother where it is going to fly then. Besides, sometimes the players do not scruple to hit one another, and you can act in the same way too. And if you neutralize the opponent's player, their team will become weaker so you will have more chances to win. The main objective is to score 15 goals to win the match. You can use any kind of dirty tricks, for there are no rules in this game.

Soccer Player Simulator — game info

Platforms
Windows
Player modes
Single-player
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

✦ AI summary

Soccer Player Simulator is a chaotic, physics-driven football game that prioritizes comedic absurdity over realistic simulation, with players praising it as a fun and entertaining experience. The loose controls and unpredictable gameplay appear to be intentional design choices that embrace disorder rather than skillful play. Based on the limited feedback available, players seem to enjoy it as a lighthearted alternative to traditional sports games.

Recommended Mar 25, 2026
Soccer Player Simulator, developed and published by Kiddy, is a deliberately unconventional take on football that abandons realism in favor of chaotic, physics-driven gameplay. While its title suggests a traditional sports simulation, the experience it offers is far closer to a sandbox of unpredictable interactions, where control is loose, outcomes are inconsistent, and the focus is less on skillful play and more on embracing disorder. It is a game that leans heavily into its comedic identity, presenting football not as a structured sport but as a chaotic spectacle where almost anything can happen. At its core, the game revolves around simplified matches where the objective is still to score goals, but the means of doing so are anything but conventional. Player movement and ball interaction are governed by exaggerated physics, often resulting in wild kicks, erratic trajectories, and collisions that feel more accidental than intentional. Rather than carefully constructing plays or maintaining positional discipline, players often find themselves reacting to unpredictable situations, trying to make sense of a system that rarely behaves in a consistent or logical way. This unpredictab…
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Recommended Jun 27, 2026
very nice game
Recommended Jun 25, 2026
amazing game
Recommended Nov 23, 2025
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Recommended Nov 8, 2025
Fifa 3080
Recommended Sep 13, 2025
tunnen end nagu ronaldo.tegin siukese play tra.10/10

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