Teachers Secrets

Teachers Secrets

Lesson of Love Studios · December 16, 2024 · Visual Novel, Shooter, Dating Sim, Female Protagonist, RPG

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lowest tracked $1.19
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Teachers Secrets price by region

Teachers Secrets costs $2.19 in Georgia (USD), £2.49 in the United Kingdom, $2.99 in the United States, €2.99 in Europe (EUR), CA$3.89 in Canada, NZ$4.49 in New Zealand, A$4.50 in Australia, R$10.49 in Brazil and zł13.49 in Poland right now.

Cheapest Teachers Secrets offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
Georgia (USD) $2.19 $2.19 — 1
United Kingdom £2.49 £2.49 — 1
United Statesyour region $2.99 $2.99 — 1
Europe (EUR) €2.99 €2.99 — 1
Canada CA$3.89 CA$3.89 — 1
New Zealand NZ$4.49 NZ$4.49 — 1
Australia A$4.50 A$4.50 — 1
Brazil R$10.49 R$10.49 — 1
Poland zł13.49 zł13.49 — 1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

About Teachers Secrets

Welcome to the wildest university experience of your life, where your professors have one very specific fetish: Dick Extract. As Nerdy, you’ll venture into arenas controlled by the infamous DJ Janitor, who rules over hordes of angry d**ks and challenges you to collect as much extract as you can.The rules are simple:
  • Spray the extract: Professors will go from insulting you to becoming your biggest fans.
  • Fight the dks:** Unleash chaos on the Disco, Cyberpunk, and Heavy Metal arenas.
  • Survive the risk: Every minute, a return portal opens – decide whether to escape with your loot or risk it for more. If you lose, the DJ Janitor has plans for you.
Key Features:
  • Hilariously Absurd Gameplay:
    Battle hordes of d**ks and collect vials of extract on unique arenas.
  • Risk vs. Reward:
    The return portal opens every minute – escape with what you have or risk everything for bigger rewards. Lose, and the DJ Janitor knows exactly what to do with you.
  • Intimate Interactions:
    Professors insult you when you’re empty-handed, but one spray of extract changes everything.
  • Over-the-Top Humor:
    Grotesque enemies, ridiculous dialogue, and gameplay so absurd you’ll laugh and cringe at the same time.
Is This Game For You?
If you love absurd humor, chaotic action, and something so ridiculous you’ll remember it forever, Teacher's Secret: DJ Janitor and the Dick Extract is the game for you. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Teachers Secrets — game info

Platforms
Windows
Player modes
Single-player
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

✦ AI summary

Teachers Secrets receives mixed feedback from players, with significant technical complaints and divided opinions on content. Players consistently criticize poor optimization, slow load times, sluggish controls, and lack of settings customization, while the arena shooting gameplay is described as both challenging and potentially interesting depending on player preference. The game appears to appeal primarily to those seeking adult content at a budget price point, though the technical issues and difficulty curve are major deterrents for many.

Not recommended Dec 29, 2024
I didn’t enjoy this game, as it feels poorly optimized and underwhelming in execution. Load times are painfully slow, and the game’s file size is disproportionately large compared to its content. The controls feel sluggish, and there’s no menu to adjust settings like mouse sensitivity, which adds to the frustration. The gameplay revolves around entering one of three arenas to shoot waves of enemies that quickly swarm you. Surviving is extremely difficult, making it hard to make meaningful progress. Points earned in the arena are used to unlock scenes, which can be accessed by interacting with the women in the classrooms scattered around the school, serving as the game’s hub. While the game does offer a decent variety of animated scenes, they’re non-interactive, and the camera work leaves much to be desired. For some inexplicable reason, each scene begins with a smoke effect that obscures the view for far too long and just being annoying. This could have been an interesting concept, but the poor optimization, lack of quality-of-life features, and frustrating design choices make it difficult to recommend.
5 found this helpful
Not recommended Dec 22, 2024
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3 found this helpful
Recommended Dec 16, 2024
Very good fun for a very low price. When I saw the price of this game, I thought it would be another piece of garbage, but it turned out that there are a lot of good videos with girls and the arena gameplay itself is also interesting. And I like shooting ♥♥♥♥♥ the most
2 found this helpful
Recommended Dec 25, 2024
Too many boobs not enough ♥♥♥♥♥
1 found this helpful

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