Fly&Poop

Although I was gifted the game, I feel ripped off. Of course the game is a little better if you didn't play it originally, but what's a gamer to do?They're not going to buy a copy on a site like Steam if they know they're going to have to pay for it again, right? Take it off the site. This is where you'll encounter the most issues. I'm not going to delve into the deep end of things, so let's just assume you've purchased and downloaded the it and it's playing normally. All is good, right? Wrong. Right after installing and setting it up, you've got the only content you should be seeing: it should be displaying the word download! A cold chill went down my spine as I eagerly waited for the big question: What is the bird going to do? You do not want to see this. It will pop up and slowly slink across the screen. All you'll see is the bird spinning. It slowly spins into a different picture while asking you if you want to download the map. If you decide yes, the next image you're going to see is this:Once this happens, the image is immediately after: Once the download has been completed, you should be presented with this image to your left:Alright. The download has been complete and you c…

No way to move the camera around other than "c" which only points the camera downwards, so you can only see directly forwards in a 3 dimensional space in a game that expects you to navigate it and find things. Once I got to the end of the map it became basically unplayable as going back to explore meant all I could see was a pigeon staring at me on the screen as I ran into invisible buildings and objects.