Take me, Vitaly

Take me, Vitaly! (developed by the Russian studio Старый Билд / Old Build) is the textbook definition of what happens when cheap meme culture, broken physics, and bottom-drawer game design collide. The game throws you into the shoes of Maria, who wakes up in the mansion of a grossly exaggerated, roided-out archetype named Vitaly after a wild party. Your sole goal is to scavenge for items, dodge your attacker in a tedious game of hide-and-seek, and reach your getaway car. While it tries to market itself as a dark, satirical spin on Hello Neighbor stealth mechanics, the reality is a completely stupid, shallow, and purpose-free game designed exclusively to farm clickbait reactions on streams before being uninstalled forever. ​The gameplay is painfully dry, built entirely around broken stealth loops and a dysfunctional AI that toggles between complete blindness and unfair auto-lock tracking. The presentation is equally laughable: while the developers clearly put effort into making the main character intentionally sexualized to grab easy eye-candy attention, they were too lazy to even include basic outfit options or costume variety, leaving her locked in the exact same generic look. Pai…

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I enjoyed this little "horny" game for what it is, and I really loved Maria's sexy voice (her English version) that makes it seem like she's almost having an orgasm all the time. Now, my biggest complain considering that this game is clearly focused on sensuality, is that I just don't like Vitaly as the main male character. And the other male characters in this game also suck for the most part. If they ever make another game, then they should add sexy male characters too. It would be nice to see male characters that look like the hot anime guys that appear in the Red Room; with some type of bikini underwear, a big bulge down there, and also with a sexy voice. That would make the game even more fun.

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Take Me, Vitaly 10/10 Игра чисто рофельная, и я прямо рекомендую вам ее пройти! За эти деньги чисто поржать это реально прикольный экспириенс который достоен вашего внимания!

Its a super fun rouge/puzzle game, would recommend.