'1st Core: The Zombie Killing Cyborg'

I'm on a mission to play as many games as possible in Alphabetical order, and you can watch my review here: https://youtu.be/d6lMYv3Ofqk tl;dr An appropriately bug-riddled mess that is outright broken. Guns are weaker than the starting melee weapon, stats can be upgraded to make you able to fly, money is earned from a painfully slow trash-sorting minigame which can then take 10-20 minutes to tally afterwards. Oh and unless you pay an unknown amount of in-game currency to by a new character, you might not ever play as a cyborg, just a regular human that looks like something out of a nightmare.

'1st Core The Zombie Killing Cyborg by Jesper Skjærbæk (PC 2018) This is an amateurish 2018 unity game developed by a single Denmark indie developer named Jesper Skjaerbaek. Jesper is also a full-time hypnotist who likes to help people lose weight through hypnosis, as well an established author and some type of part time janitor. I’m not kidding… This game is exactly what it looks like, which is a product of a guy trying to learn gaming development by dabbling in the Unity programme and its assets and trying to earn a few bucks on the side. It sells for $1.50 on Steam. 35 achievements, one which is bugged and only seems to unlock on hard setting. There is also a nasty game breaking bug. If you exit a level any other way than through the trash compactor the game will lock up when you try to attempt a level again. There are 6 levels, all consisting of the same objectives which is to destroy built-up insect hives. The story is set in 2035 where garbage waste has taken over the planet and insects are evolving because of it. As a first core response cyborg unit, you’re commissioned to collect the waste and destroy the zombie boss which has mutated from all the waste lying about in th…

This game is PACKED WITH GLITCHES, its like the developer's entire family was killed in an airstrike while this game was still in development and the emotional impact it had on him caused this game to be so bad. I also love how he intentionally made the mouse sensitivity horrible so that us players can have a wrist workout while playing the game, very generous of him. Very clever marketing strategy to make the demo not work at all so that the player is forced to buy the game.

Great, I fell through the map, got kicked out of the level with very little money as a reward and now the game's calling me a cheater. How ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wonderful. In all seriousness, I would've finished the game if it weren't for this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Truly, the BEST game singleplayer game of the 21st century. 1st Core is without a doubt one of the most ambitious projects i have had the pleasure of witnessing firsthand, with that being said I think that this game has HUGE potential and might be up for some awards if people were to find the game. LIFE CHANGING....

work of true art