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Noobs Are Coming

Noobs Are Coming

Overboy · November 27, 2025 · Action Roguelike, Roguelite, Arena Shooter, Bullet Hell, Roguelike

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Noobs Are Coming price by region

Noobs Are Coming costs $2.99 in Georgia (USD), £4.01 in the United Kingdom, €4.67 in Europe (EUR), $4.79 in the United States, CA$6.29 in Canada, A$7.07 in Australia, NZ$7.07 in New Zealand, R$15.89 in Brazil and zł22.19 in Poland right now.

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RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
Georgia (USD) $2.99 −40% $2.99 — 1
United Kingdom £4.01 −40% £4.01 — 1
Europe (EUR) €4.67 −40% €4.67 — 1
United Statesyour region $4.79 −40% $4.79 — 1
Canada CA$6.29 −40% CA$6.29 — 1
Australia A$7.07 −40% A$7.07 — 1
New Zealand NZ$7.07 −40% NZ$7.07 — 1
Brazil R$15.89 −40% R$15.89 — 1
Poland zł22.19 zł22.19 — 1

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About Noobs Are Coming

✦ AI summary

Noobs Are Coming puts you in the boss chair as the final enemy defending against waves of incoming players in a brutal synergy roguelike packed with 45 characters, 70+ weapons, and 150+ items to create wildly broken build combinations. Inspired by Brotato and The Binding of Isaac, it features addictive 30-minute runs, local and online co-op for up to four players, and a Twitch integration mode that transforms your chat into the invading horde.

YOU ARE THE FINAL BOSS. Brutal synergy arena roguelike. Pick your Final Boss character, equip boss patterns and combine tons of attacks to create unique builds. Play solo or in co-op!

Noobs Are Coming — game info

Platforms
Windows
Steam Deck
Verified
Player modes
Single-player, Co-op, Split screen
Controller
Full controller support
PC Game Pass
Not included
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What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

✦ AI summary

Noobs Are Coming is a Vampire Survivors-style roguelike where you defend a dungeon against adventurers, offering solid gameplay with 45 characters and varied run lengths that most players enjoy. The main complaints center on unbalanced character design that makes some classes feel tedious, lack of progression systems, a problematic shop mechanic, and undisclosed use of generative AI in development, which has upset some buyers.

Not recommended Oct 1, 2026
no metaprogression :(
1 found this helpful
Recommended Oct 5, 2026
Lovely game. Gf and I played all classes and challenges
Not recommended Oct 5, 2026
Brotato already exists. I don't know why you think a rip-off is better than the original. The concept is cool. That's about it. Another user pointed out correctly that there was no gen. A.I. disclosure before he got it. Same here. Devs, what the ♥♥♥♥? I wouldn't've bought your ♥♥♥♥ game if I knew this prior. ♥♥♥♥ all of you for that.
Not recommended Oct 1, 2026
There wasn't a genAI disclosure when I bought this. There is now. And it's not just for localization.
Not recommended Oct 1, 2026
Has potential. But half the characters are just plain sh*t. You won't enjoy playing them. They're just there to make progression difficult. (Does this thing have micro transactions that I'm not aware of? Why would you make progressing this difficult). Oh and the shop is broken? Every round spending the majority of money on just re-rolling
Recommended Sep 19, 2026
Yet another Vampire Survivors clone, but this time it's good. Noobs Are Coming puts you in the shoes of the boss defending a dungeon while all kinds of adventurers try to rush and attack you. There are a total of 45 characters and a ton of weapons and other upgrades. I honestly can't fault this game. It's not all that complex, maybe could benefit from another balancing or two, but honestly, it's rock solid. One run can be between 15 and 45 minutes, depending on the difficulty (plus endless mode). Solid 8/10. No complaints here.

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