Bistro Blitz

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This game was quite a Treat, got OverCooked beat by a mileyou play as Restaurant chef in a small village of China, the customers are a shy bunch but have strict Orders. You as the chef have to master the kitchen in every way, as your partner need to deliver the simply suculant delicious meals to your valued Customers. Overall 11/10 could not be made any better

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"Bistro Blitz" is a godawfully badly made "me too" restaurant cooking sim... think Fast Food Simulator if it was made by 1,000 chimpanzees hammering away at a typewriter and a credit card entered into the Unreal Marketplace store page. It's clunky, unpolished, has laughably bad but still probably flipped assets... it barely even works. Needless to say this was a complete failure here on Steam, and we're just left wondering why so many amateur developers see professionally made products and say "Hold my beer, I'll rip off the entire game, only much, much worse, that will surely make me rich and famous!" What do you do in the game? It's your usual job simulator where you pretend to run a fast food joint only you'll spend more time trying to find a reason to want to engage with this clunky mess than actually playing it. Trust me, it's not worth it. I'm not sure if this is an asset flip, but it's one of those cases where the assets just look much better than the rest of the quality of the game... a glaring inconsistency. And the game assets are all over the place, some detailed low poly stuff that looks straight from a Synty pack, others that are just obvious placeholders. There…

Dear Readers, This is the worst game I've EVER played. The AI is so dumb that it cant even be called AI, the interactions are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, half of the time the game didnt even start. Please dont even try this out. Its unplayable. full of hatred, glhf

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