

Cactus Simulator Remake
Dynamic Games · 2025 · Action, Simulation, Casual, Adventure, Psychological Horror
PC
Positive83% · 18 📈 Making a comeback 91%
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About Cactus Simulator Remake
Cactus Simulator Remake is a game in which you can become a cactus.This game will give you a meditative gameplay. You can stand and contemplate the beauty of the desert around you living your life as a cactus. You can also perform actions that cactus usually perform (stand in the same place).
New Features
- New game engine
- Improved optimization
- Improved settings menu
- Beautiful stylized graphics
- 2 game mods: arcade and realistic
- Dynamic change of day and night
- Music
- 12 localizations
Canonical Features
- You're a cactus
- You're in the desert
- There are other cacti around you
- And not only cacti
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
The game has literally one single purpose: to stay on for the achivements. Yet it doesn't always even manage that but crashes by running out of memory. It uses way more resources than a black screen should ever need. Even for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ meme game it is pretty awful.6 found this helpful
Worth the wait, worth every damn penny.1 found this helpful
1000 hours achi is really unnecessary, and this "game" also lacks some options the others have, to lower resolution, size, and such, so that it does not draw so much cpu/gpu resources. As an added bonus on top of that garbage, power outage may corrupt or remove savefile and those 1000 hours get reset... now just hope during your NEXT 1000 hours that there are no more power outages... (It was 3 seconds btw)1 found this helpful
they really accurately simulated my cactus1 found this helpful
I only got it for free because I preowned the previous Cactus Simulator, would have bought it anyways. If you think you have seen it all, then think again. I didn't expect Dynamic Games to do this, but they did it anyways. It is a total game changer!1 found this helpful
very realistic, needs coop though
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