Cactus Simulator Remake

Cactus Simulator Remake

Dynamic Games · 2025 · Action, Simulation, Casual, Adventure, Psychological Horror

PC
Positive83% · 18 📈 Making a comeback 91%
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About Cactus Simulator Remake

Cactus Simulator Remake is a game in which you can become a cactus.This game will give you a meditative gameplay. You can stand and contemplate the beauty of the desert around you living your life as a cactus. You can also perform actions that cactus usually perform (stand in the same place).

New Features

  • New game engine
  • Improved optimization
  • Improved settings menu
  • Beautiful stylized graphics
  • 2 game mods: arcade and realistic
  • Dynamic change of day and night
  • Music
  • 12 localizations

Canonical Features

  • You're a cactus
  • You're in the desert
  • There are other cacti around you
  • And not only cacti

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Not recommended May 5, 2026
The game has literally one single purpose: to stay on for the achivements. Yet it doesn't always even manage that but crashes by running out of memory. It uses way more resources than a black screen should ever need. Even for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ meme game it is pretty awful.
6 found this helpful
Recommended Oct 5, 2025
Worth the wait, worth every damn penny.
1 found this helpful
Not recommended Sep 23, 2025
1000 hours achi is really unnecessary, and this "game" also lacks some options the others have, to lower resolution, size, and such, so that it does not draw so much cpu/gpu resources. As an added bonus on top of that garbage, power outage may corrupt or remove savefile and those 1000 hours get reset... now just hope during your NEXT 1000 hours that there are no more power outages... (It was 3 seconds btw)
1 found this helpful
Recommended Sep 23, 2025
they really accurately simulated my cactus
1 found this helpful
Recommended Sep 22, 2025
I only got it for free because I preowned the previous Cactus Simulator, would have bought it anyways. If you think you have seen it all, then think again. I didn't expect Dynamic Games to do this, but they did it anyways. It is a total game changer!
1 found this helpful
Recommended Oct 11, 2025
very realistic, needs coop though

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