Colossal Kaiju Combat™: Kaijuland Battles

DISCLAIMER: The following reading contains some harsh wording. If you are under the age of 18, PLEASE leave immediately. Y’know, normally I’d play a game, beat it all the way through, and give some insight into my general thoughts. But I CANNOT BE ASKED TO DO THAT THIS TIME! COLOSSAL KAIJU COMBAT IS A DISGUSTING, BROKEN GAME, MADE BY THE SAME TEAM THAT WORKED ON THE ALMIGHTY AWFUL GODZILLA UNLEASHED (although you can blame Atari for their corporate greed and incompetence for that clown show), HAS BEEN IN FLIPPING EARLY ACCESS FOR ALMOST A DECADE, AND HAS BEEN FILLED WITH MANY LIES, FALSE ADVERTISING, BROKEN PROMISES, AND TONS OF QUESTIONABLE DESIGN MOMENTS. *Phew* Okay, did that grab your attention? Good. Now let’s get right into the thick of it. As we will soon learn, CKC is borderl- no, not borderline, this is straight up broken! I’ve already given out my frustrations in the intro, but let’s just do crud already. Presentation Visually speaking, I think CKC might be one of the ugliest games I have ever seen in my entire life. Now look I get this game has been in development hell for at least a decade and most of the artists and animators may have been inexperienced with 3D mo…

Not gonna lie, I bought this game out of pity.

I picked this up hoping for a nostalgic monster brawler in the spirit of the old Godzilla games, but what you're getting is an abandoned alpha that hasn't been updated since September 2015. The core combat has some charm — dodging and counterattacking feels decent, and the music hits a nice rock-orchestra blend — but with only 4 characters, one arena, no working online, and a controller requirement, there's almost nothing here. The developers clearly had a compelling vision, and it's genuinely sad that the project fell apart (reportedly due to a developer passing away), but the reality is that $5 for an unfinished, dead game isn't worth it when the completed version was supposed to be free anyway. Stay away.

I own this. I 100% this. Why did I do this.

[h2] GOOD [/h2] [list] [*][b] Strong Core Concept [/b] Battling it out as giant kaiju in destructible cityscapes or domed arenas is a killer premise that should have been a dream come true for monster fans. [*][b] Memorable Characters [/b] From the classic monsters to oddball entries like the chicken kaiju, there’s no denying the initial roster was packed with personality and potential. [/list] [h2] BAD [/h2] [list] [*][b] Brutally Incomplete [/b] This isn’t just an “Early Access” hiccup—the game is half-finished, with glaring holes in polish, features, and content that reek of unfulfilled promises. [*][b] Abandoned by Developers [/b] Years have gone by without a single meaningful update. The devs vanished, leaving backers, fans, and anyone who bought in stranded and ignored. [*][b] Wasted Opportunity for the Community [/b] An engaged community gathered around this game and got nothing but silence. Early supporters deserved far better communication and respect. [/list] [h2] Final Thought [/h2] As an original backer, this project stings. I’ve been watching and waiting for any sign of life, and what remains is a cautionary tale about Early Acces…

This Kaiju Game is dead... ...Also! Stop Blaming "Duncan the Giant Green Kangaroo" on why this game died!