Covid-Racing

no covid, no zombie, some racing game move weird, car turn self and kill ape loud drum hurt ape ears 3/10 ape point

changed my life. beautiful twitch.tv/gamescage

I want to tear my ears off and gouge my eyes out

the overwhelming greatness of this game brings tears to the eyes of even the toughest men

O gentle reader, prithee lend thine ear, For I shall sing the praises of a game Wherein a noble chariot doth steer Through viral tides and perils of great fame. COVID-Racing is its name most true, A game beyond the stars in splendour's flight. No craft of man, nor work of heaven’s hue, Could e'er surpass its sheer and pure delight. The course doth wind through treacherous terrain, Where masks and tests and remedies are sought. The virus, like a tempest fierce and vain, Doth chase thee, whilst thou'rt victory-bent, caught. Yet in this race, where health and speed unite, There lies a joy no words can e'er convey. 'Tis not mere sport, but art in motion's might, A triumph for our weary hearts to play. So, take thy seat, and let the engines roar! This game shall be the crown of all thy days. For none hath seen such glory come before, In COVID’s reign, this sport doth earn our praise. Indeed, this race shall stand the test of time, A legend told in prose and verse sublime. -Happi.

I want to hit my head with a brick instead of play this game