Critter Box

How is this supposed to be a game. All you can do is wait, put items around and that's all. What's more, the inner box shop doesn't work at all. You can't even buy any upgrades or click on the box to generate coins faster.

Critter Box isn't really a proper game, it's just a lazy 2D browser/Flash-tier "number incrementer" game where the object of the game is to increase the in-game currency by clicking, and sometimes buying things that increase the rate at which your currency/score goes up. It's an incredibly shallow game loop, to the point you might as well just run a program that does "i=i+1; print i" and watch the numbers go up automatically, and just watch it. You'd get the exact same outcome. If this sounds completely mindless, you're not wrong. That should be qualified a bit... this is in fact worse than a clicker because you can't click, you just have to idle (10 crappy coins per minute to start with). All you can do with the coins is buy garbage cosmetics. To help understand why this complete crap is on Steam, it's worth noting the developer is branching out (badly) to a new genre here... they are more famous for writing non-game garbage and publishing it on Steam. Well, I guess this barely counts as a game, too. The developer instead is infamous for writing pukeworthy LGBTQIA+ erotic fan-fiction e-books about his imaginary boyfriend, who is also his pet dog. Yes, you read that right.…