Curling On Line

Needs More Nudity?

DO NOT BUY!!! Game looks like it might be based on the sport of curling at first. As others have noted the game only allows one rock at a time. The game is not playable if you know even the first thing about curling you will not be able to play this game very long.

Great game to have on in the background while you jack off. Other than that no appeal.

The controls are ♥♥♥♥. It seems to be click based and mouse controls, but sometimes it just won't react to my mouse at all, other times it will release as soon as I do, other times it will just snap back to the default position when I release. Its crap lol. I just wanted to slide some rocks :|

I don't know what it is about this game, but it's really bad. Maybe it's the controls, which say to use controls that don't actually work (just use your mouse for everything), or maybe it's the glitchy multiplayer that kicks you out every 15 seconds. Or you know what, It could be the physics that don't work the way they should, The "beautiful" graphics where the models move in unnatural ways, the audience is a bunch of strange live-action cutouts that don't look right in the environment, and some pretty ugly and basic stage design. Also, the audio clip of the referee has to be heard to believe, it is probably the funniest fail of this poorly made game. So yeah, as a game it's awful... but as an art piece, it is the magnum opus of all gaming. 10/10

Terrible in every way possible. All the control options don't mean anything you just use your mouse. Disconnects happen every 5 mins between people playing MP.