Damn virgins

This adventure game presents a nice variety of puzzles and mini games, and it has nice graphics, but the overall tone is very cheesy and corny. All these adolescent-level sex jokes during the game would probably be laughed out loud by horny and young fraternity boys, but they are simply not my cup of tea. There are also cringy, kindergarten-level, and Z-grade FMV cut scenes in which developers are acting out some caricatured characters, and they are beyond embarrassing, campy and dumb. I also found navigation with clunky mouse controls to be difficult to execute. Overall, I didn't enjoy this game, and I just wanted to finish it as quickly as possible.

Seven virgins will be sacrified unless you help them! Just to clarify, your help is only needed to avoid the sacrifice, solving their virginity problem is a bit more complicated as you will discover. FMV adventure inspired in classic adventure games. Solving puzzles usually unlocks a videoclip that reveals the plot.

I don't really know what inspired me to play this. I have no interest in FMV point and click puzzle games whatsoever. That being said, this is best AU $0.95 I have ever spent. I've not had such a fun time laughing at a game in forever. The cutscenes are incredible and truly the highlight of the experience. Do yourself a favour if you're even remotely considering it, and play this

Damn Virgins is one of those indie games that could only have emerged from a developer with a very specific vision and a willingness to embrace absurdity without hesitation. Developed and published by Luis Ruiz, this point-and-click adventure takes inspiration from the golden age of the genre while layering its own eccentric brand of humor on top. The result is a game that feels simultaneously nostalgic and bizarre, combining classic inventory puzzles, live-action sequences, and an intentionally over-the-top storyline involving ancient prophecies, university students, and a ritual sacrifice tied to the Mayan apocalypse. It is not a polished blockbuster by any means, but it never tries to be one. Instead, it thrives on personality and an undeniable enthusiasm for the adventure games that inspired it. The plot centers on a university dean who becomes convinced that the world failed to end in 2012 because the Mayan gods were denied the sacrifices they demanded. His solution is to gather seven unsuspecting college virgins and prepare them for a ceremonial offering. From that premise alone, it is easy to tell whether Damn Virgins will appeal to a player or not. The writing constantly l…

I'm so lost but I love it

Dear Gamers, what to even say? This game is a masterpiece of immersive storytelling and cutting-edge humor. I can see my younger self in the charming protagonist and can therefore relate very much with his struggles. Although I had to face them on my own back then... The solutions are very creative, if at times a bit obvious. Sadly there were fewer boobs, then I would have liked, but I was able to hook up with a hot fish instead (if you know what I mean). But nonetheless I fully recommend this game to all humorists, fellow fish lovers and humanity as a whole. 10/10 (would eat those boogers again!) Until the next Chad with Brad! P.S. This game inspired me to buy an aquarium and raise a mega genius fish friend myself (To have somebody to talk to. I am very lonely. Please call me Arthur!)!