Dark Podval

i was lost until i played dark podval i payed for this game saying this looks like a piece of ♥♥♥♥ but then after an enlightening 20 minutes i decided this game was one of the best I had ever played if i could i would take this game home after a nice drink out and make love to it with passion so if your ever wondering if you should cough up the 6 pounds and 3 pence it costs to buy this game i believe you should

trash

Dark Podval is not, as the developer weirdly claims, a platformer. It's an ultra simple retro pixel 2D top down maze/dungeon exploration game. A bit like Hack/Rogue but with worse graphics and all the RPG elements ripped out because apparently that's too complicated for Piece of Voxel. This should be no surprise, Piece of Voxel are serious asset flippers/game construction kit copy+paste merchants. Sadly they could only afford 2 fake English reviews, so that's a bit sad. Regardless this is just shovelware, bundle worsening garbage. There's no genuine game here, it's just rubbish. The $10 USD price tag confirms this is just a nasty cash grab. Avoid.

this game has done tragedies for me, and ruined my marriage. you OWE me dark podval... you owe me...

thats just trash, dont buy it

Maybe one of the worst games i have ever played. Its the worlds most simple 2d platformer with no real story other than wandering around a basement looking for coins and keys, which you can only do for about 3 levels, (5 minutes max), because level 3 is glitched an you cannot progress from there, which shows the devs didnt even mind to do a playthrough or two of their own game. Biggest moneygrab ive ever seen.