Dark Siren

1/10 I have no idea why this game has such good reviews. The only good there is to find, is that the models of the women look pretty good. I’m using an older gaming laptop for the time being and it can still run games like State of Decay 2 perfectly fine at 60fps, but I get 20fps consistently in a game this small and empty? Outside of nearly zero optimization, the game is similar to the old slender man games where you find notes, same deal just in a building with an enemy that does not follow you, is stuck on a predetermined path and will stick to it no matter where you are. (Never follows or chases you) Zero enjoyment from gameplay I guarantee you will feel the same way after 10-15 minutes of walking with a stamina bar that lasts 3 seconds and makes you “sprint” at a speed that most people normally walk. It takes about that long to complete the map too. If you really like the character models and find them unbelievably attractive then MAYBE you may find some value here but even the NSFW content is bare bones almost non existent. The content that is there is absolutely not worth wasting up to 15 minutes of walking at a snail’s pace (barely joking) to find notes that appear …

This game lies! There actually is no nudity at all!

I really enjoyed this escape room puzzle game. Graphics are stable, the Dark Siren can be quite cunning depending on the difficulty level you select and the logic behind the puzzles isn't too complicated as you uncover the story. There are multiple endings within the game, a whole pile of unlockables (mostly costumes but some character customisation too of the Dark Siren and some other bonus game elements included for replayability. I bought this game as a bundle with the DLC as it seemed better value for money; at time of this review I've completed all of the endings of the main game but I haven't completed the bonus game challenge in my attempt to unlock everything. Certainly worth buying if you're interested in some light horror with cheesecake.

"OhHhHhH NoOoOoO, I got caught *again*" 12/10 short sweet and sexy stelf game.

I'm very generous on games even if there bad because of price. Since its 3 dollars you can expect it to be memes really. Now the enemy of this game is SUPER slow and does not follow you. Its just a RNG path it takes always. So you can beat this game very fast and without dying really. The DLC for this game is a bit harder since there multiple of them. I got all achievements in roughly a hour. So I mean for a quick experience its ok. Catch this on sale for 2 dollars. Something I will say is you can customize the way the Siren looks which is pretty cool. Other then that its just collect 20 notes and then game is over.

I'm lactose intolerant but this game made me appreciate milk