The Rescue of Mermaids

Your tentacle hero moves like a drunk octopus drifting through molasses. Saved 12 mermaids? Congrats! Your reward? 5 seconds of pixelated "romance" after two hours of fighting glitchy bosses. The drill was fun, though, mostly for burying my hopes. P.S. The developer promised patches. However, as Harry says, "Without arousal, I weaken!" Apparently, this also applies to updates...

I really vacillated between whether to mark this review "Recommended" or "Not Recommended"—maybe more than I have any other game I've ever reviewed. On one hand, this game is just straight up not fun to play. It is somehow every kind of bad game at once. It is simultaneously too simple and yet incredibly confusing, simultaneously too easy and completely unfair. On the other hand… this is a [i]fascinating[/i] piece of kusoge. It's like a video game made by a space alien that has an encyclopedic knowledge of retro gaming, but no idea why people actually play video games. This game's genre defies description. It's a level-based sidescroller, so you'd think it's a platformer. But no, you move freely like a shoot-em-up character, and the end of the first level sees you getting an infinite drill power that trivializes most movement. So maybe it's more of an exploration game? It sometimes certainly seems to think it's a Metroidvania, with gestures towards backtracking and item-based progression, and a terrible map screen that you can't scroll or zoom at all. Except if you open the pause menu, you've also had an EXP meter this entire time, and you have stat points to spend. It's still…

Abandoned game

This Game is so good that you will finish wanting more. The variation of gameplay surprised me, when i reached the first boss level and see that bomberman mechanics, implemented that great, my eyes start to shine with nostalgia, and i want more. This game have Hentai(+18) Scenes after finishing some difficult levels, but the thing is, it's not just a hentai like many others you see in steam, to get to the hentai scenes, you will need to beat some difficult and funny levels to reach it, and when you reach it, that scene works like big reward, because you needed to beat all that levels to reach it. About the pixel art of the game, every sprite and animation are awessomelly beautiful and good made, specially the hentai animations who are insane, that needed very much of study and passion for pixel art to reach that level of animations. If i do recommend this game? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of course i do, don't you see? Go buy it!!!

The game lives again? We'll see in the following months. But right now? I'm just happy to get the notification for activity! Liked the game before and now I'm doing my part to support the dev and the game.

I didnt mind it how it was originally but the dev decided to turn this into a side scroller. Not that I have an issue with it just it feels weak in comparison. Also I dont need to be told about the controls all the time.