DIRTY PIRATES

DIRTY PIRATES

SWEET LIPS Publishing · April 24, 2026 · 2D, Anime, Arcade, Indie, Casual

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DIRTY PIRATES price by region

DIRTY PIRATES costs £0.61 in the United Kingdom, $0.67 in the United States, €0.70 in Europe (EUR), CA$0.78 in Canada, A$0.97 in Australia, NZ$1.08 in New Zealand, R$2.67 in Brazil, $2.69 in Georgia (USD) and zł2.84 in Poland right now.

Cheapest DIRTY PIRATES offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
United Kingdom £0.61 −83% £0.61 — 1
United Statesyour region $0.67 −83% $0.67 — 1
Europe (EUR) €0.70 −83% €0.70 — 1
Canada CA$0.78 −83% CA$0.78 — 1
Australia A$0.97 −83% A$0.97 — 1
New Zealand NZ$1.08 −83% NZ$1.08 — 1
Brazil R$2.67 −83% R$2.67 — 1
Georgia (USD) $2.69 $2.69 — 1
Poland zł2.84 zł2.84 — 1

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About DIRTY PIRATES

✦ AI summary

DIRTY PIRATES is a 2D block-breaking game where you use a ball to destroy blocks and progressively unveil images as you advance through levels. The game combines classic breakout mechanics with visual rewards while testing your memory, motor skills, and attention span across a soundtrack-backed experience.

DIRTY PIRATES - is a simple 2D game for adults in which you have to uncover hot images of beautiful ladies. The concept of the game is extremely straightforward: using a ball, you break the necessary blocks of the level and gradually reveal a spicy image. After completing each level, you can fully enjoy these images.It's worth noting that this game not only develops your visual memory, but also improves your motor skills and attentiveness. And the pleasant soundtrack will keep you entertained and prevent boredom. Have fun playing!KEY FEATURES:
  • STEAM ACHIEVEMENTS.
  • Enjoyable and relaxing gameplay.
  • Melodic soundtrack.
  • Develop your memory and attentiveness.
  • Enjoyment at every level.

DIRTY PIRATES — game info

Platforms
Windows
Player modes
Single-player
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Jun 10, 2026
Break all the blocks to see the picture. Note: you have to break all of them in one try, or it resets.
2 found this helpful
Recommended May 4, 2026
Arrg pirates adventure with amazing artwork. Recommended!!!
1 found this helpful
Recommended Apr 28, 2026
If pirate girls are your jam, then this one is for you. You play a very unpolished version of break-out. As you break blocks, you uncover pictures (one with clothes on, one with clothes off) that you can view in the gallery at your leisure. While I do recommend simply based on the art and pirate girls, the break-out game is horrid. I wish they'd do these more justice. Also the last picture won't unlock in the gallery, and when you complete the last level and hit next, it just replays the same level rather than going to the main menu. I've had another game play exactly like this, same bug and all that was never fixed. Take that however you will.
1 found this helpful
Recommended Apr 25, 2026
Downloaded this for "hand-eye coordination training." Now I'm a pirate captain with excellent reflexes and zero regrets. The blocks break, the images unlock, and somehow my focus has never been sharper. It's Arkanoid with a wink, a cheeky soundtrack, and absolutely no shame. Perfect for "quick breaks" that turn into two-hour sessions
1 found this helpful
Recommended Sep 17, 2026
DIRTY PIRATES is a small-scale 2D arcade title that combines traditional block-breaking mechanics with adult-oriented artwork. Developed and published by SWEET LIPS Publishing, the game keeps its ambitions deliberately narrow, concentrating on a familiar gameplay loop that can be understood within moments of starting. Rather than building its experience around an elaborate story, complicated progression system, or large collection of interconnected mechanics, it aims to provide straightforward entertainment through short stages and visual rewards. The basic objective follows the classic brick-breaker formula. Players interact with a ball that travels around the play area, destroying blocks as it makes contact with them. The challenge comes from keeping the action going while gradually clearing the obstacles covering each illustration. Every destroyed block contributes visible progress, making the underlying image increasingly apparent until the stage has been completed. This provides a simple but effective incentive to continue, especially for players who enjoy arcade games where progress is immediately noticeable. Its mechanics are intentionally accessible. There is no lengthy l…
Recommended Jun 14, 2026
A nice breakout version of a adult Waifu. Finished the whole game in 22 minutes, pretty relaxing to enjoy some peace and quiet on a relaxing game. Did find a bug, hopefully the developer fixes it. The achievements all unlock and the only thing I would recommend to add to this game is a few more audio tracks for the background music, otherwise you hear the same song on a loop.

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