

DIRTY PIRATES
SWEET LIPS Publishing · April 24, 2026 · 2D, Anime, Arcade, Indie, Casual
Buy DIRTY PIRATES from Steam at $0.67 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.
Where to buy DIRTY PIRATES — official stores
DIRTY PIRATES price by region
DIRTY PIRATES costs £0.61 in the United Kingdom, $0.67 in the United States, €0.70 in Europe (EUR), CA$0.78 in Canada, A$0.97 in Australia, NZ$1.08 in New Zealand, R$2.67 in Brazil, $2.69 in Georgia (USD) and zł2.84 in Poland right now.
| Region | Best price | Official store | Key shop | Stores |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| £0.61 −83% | £0.61 | — | 1 | |
| $0.67 −83% | $0.67 | — | 1 | |
| €0.70 −83% | €0.70 | — | 1 | |
| CA$0.78 −83% | CA$0.78 | — | 1 | |
| A$0.97 −83% | A$0.97 | — | 1 | |
| NZ$1.08 −83% | NZ$1.08 | — | 1 | |
| R$2.67 −83% | R$2.67 | — | 1 | |
| $2.69 | $2.69 | — | 1 | |
| zł2.84 | zł2.84 | — | 1 |
Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.
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About DIRTY PIRATES
DIRTY PIRATES is a 2D block-breaking game where you use a ball to destroy blocks and progressively unveil images as you advance through levels. The game combines classic breakout mechanics with visual rewards while testing your memory, motor skills, and attention span across a soundtrack-backed experience.
- STEAM ACHIEVEMENTS.
- Enjoyable and relaxing gameplay.
- Melodic soundtrack.
- Develop your memory and attentiveness.
- Enjoyment at every level.
DIRTY PIRATES — game info
- Platforms
- Windows
- Player modes
- Single-player
- PC Game Pass
- Not included
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Break all the blocks to see the picture. Note: you have to break all of them in one try, or it resets.2 found this helpful
Arrg pirates adventure with amazing artwork. Recommended!!!1 found this helpful
If pirate girls are your jam, then this one is for you. You play a very unpolished version of break-out. As you break blocks, you uncover pictures (one with clothes on, one with clothes off) that you can view in the gallery at your leisure. While I do recommend simply based on the art and pirate girls, the break-out game is horrid. I wish they'd do these more justice. Also the last picture won't unlock in the gallery, and when you complete the last level and hit next, it just replays the same level rather than going to the main menu. I've had another game play exactly like this, same bug and all that was never fixed. Take that however you will.1 found this helpful
Downloaded this for "hand-eye coordination training." Now I'm a pirate captain with excellent reflexes and zero regrets. The blocks break, the images unlock, and somehow my focus has never been sharper. It's Arkanoid with a wink, a cheeky soundtrack, and absolutely no shame. Perfect for "quick breaks" that turn into two-hour sessions1 found this helpful
DIRTY PIRATES is a small-scale 2D arcade title that combines traditional block-breaking mechanics with adult-oriented artwork. Developed and published by SWEET LIPS Publishing, the game keeps its ambitions deliberately narrow, concentrating on a familiar gameplay loop that can be understood within moments of starting. Rather than building its experience around an elaborate story, complicated progression system, or large collection of interconnected mechanics, it aims to provide straightforward entertainment through short stages and visual rewards. The basic objective follows the classic brick-breaker formula. Players interact with a ball that travels around the play area, destroying blocks as it makes contact with them. The challenge comes from keeping the action going while gradually clearing the obstacles covering each illustration. Every destroyed block contributes visible progress, making the underlying image increasingly apparent until the stage has been completed. This provides a simple but effective incentive to continue, especially for players who enjoy arcade games where progress is immediately noticeable. Its mechanics are intentionally accessible. There is no lengthy l…
A nice breakout version of a adult Waifu. Finished the whole game in 22 minutes, pretty relaxing to enjoy some peace and quiet on a relaxing game. Did find a bug, hopefully the developer fixes it. The achievements all unlock and the only thing I would recommend to add to this game is a few more audio tracks for the background music, otherwise you hear the same song on a loop.
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