Dodge The Missionaries

Dodge The Missionaries

Erik McCoy - F4ngb0n3 · September 20, 2022 · Action, Adventure, Singleplayer, 2D, Roguelike

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About Dodge The Missionaries

✦ AI summary

Dodge The Missionaries is a frenetic arcade dodger where you play as one of nine characters trying to evade waves of missionaries and bosses across three punchy levels while collecting power-ups to boost your speed and score. It's packed with banging music, 25 achievements to unlock, and satirical charm that celebrates metalhead culture against religious opposition.

Nothing gets the energy pumping like some banging music in a sweet ass venue, but what happens when the local religious folk rise up and revolt against the MetalHead movement and swarm you with the gospel?

Play as 9 characters, 8 of which are based off of REAL PEOPLE on Twitch, and do your best to avoid the Missionaries and Bosses all while picking up illicit items to boost your score AND your speed across 3 completely designed and honed levels! Reach new heights and unlock any of the NEW 25 Achievements and keep track of your records!

Features:



  • Banging Music Tracks
  • 3 complete sweat-inducing levels, one with a Blood Moon and Day / Night Cycle!
  • 9 custom characters based off of REAL people
  • 3 different bosses and 3 different Missionaries
  • Multiple item pickups to boost speed, points, AND remove an enemy from the field!
  • Highscore counter and Per Level score counter so you can flex on your friends
  • 25 New Achievements!
  • Fun environment and SFX to keep you engaged and entertained
  • Satire GALORE!!!


Credits:


Big thanks to all who assisted in the development of this! We specifically want to thank the talented individuals who made their art and skills available for use, as we wouldn't have what we have without them!

  • DavidKDB : Music
  • Pixel_Poem : Level Assets
  • WaltonSimmons : Level Assets
  • Exuin : Level Assets
  • Emmanuel Montero : Decoration / Interior Assets

Dodge The Missionaries — game info

Platforms
Windows
Player modes
Single-player
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Oct 26, 2025
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Recommended Sep 19, 2026
Dodge The Missionaries is one of those ridiculous little arcade games that I found much more entertaining than I expected. The entire premise is basically a heavy metal themed survival game where I have to avoid waves of missionaries while trying to keep my score climbing. It is clearly meant to be satire, and I liked how completely the game commits to its bizarre idea instead of trying to make it into something serious. The main gameplay is built around movement and survival. I have to keep my character moving through the stages, avoid missionaries and bosses, and grab useful pickups that can improve my speed or score. I enjoyed the fact that the game never lets me become too comfortable because the enemies keep pushing me around the environment. It has a simple arcade structure that makes it easy to understand within minutes. The different characters also give the game a little more personality. Some are based on real people from Twitch, which fits the game's very internet focused sense of humor. I liked having different characters to choose from even though the differences are not deep enough to completely change how I play. The enemies and bosses are also distinct enough to k…
Recommended Dec 21, 2025
This is a fun indie game. It's a great pass time.
Recommended Nov 14, 2022
Love avoiding missionaries. I get converted a lot... Nice & easy old school game play.
Recommended Sep 29, 2022
This game is so much fun, an absolute blast to play, plenty of characters and levels and to play on, a wonderful sound track to keep your blood pumping and just an all around very well put together and thought out game. I enjoy every minute of it and I cant wait to play more!
Recommended Sep 28, 2022
This game is a lot of fun. Its very addicting. Watching the score tick up, watching out for enemies as they appear, trying to collect the boosts, beating your high score. I recommend this game for sure. Takes me back to the 16 bit era or games. Simple and fun

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