Dungeon Dash - Tales of the Necromancer

the store page boasts about tiny windowed mode (about 400x400) 'so you can play at your pace.' what the ♥♥♥♥ does window size have to do with that? it's a puzzle game, not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 'desktop companion', which is just a glorified screensaver, and alt+tab exists. with windowed mode being mandatory, it's a [b]pc game without a full screen option[/b], a [b]sliding game without undo[/b], a developer without a clue, further evidenced by the anti-accessible save system in their lazy farming sim clone. they're not even mobile but 'smartwatch first' devs, this is a smartwatch port as well. didn't know there's an even lower tier but [b]whatever platform your release a game on, make sure it has relevant basic functionality first[/b]. non-rebindable controls are wasd (arrows don't work, non-qwerty people are screwed as usual), space and esc, and while [b]q/e aren't mentioned initially, they're shown on the character customization screen but they don't work[/b]. menu navigation is confusing, not even sure what I was doing half the time but I ended up spending some cash I didn't know I had on a random costume. and as always, there's more (or less). like [b]no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ settings whatsoever[/b]. s…

It's not great.