First Person Stapler

First Person Stapler

Andrew Connelly · 2024 · Action, Boomer Shooter, Singleplayer, Shooter, 1990's

PC
7 user reviews100% · 7
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About First Person Stapler

Kill time at your call center night shift by shooting targets with a stapler, kicking doors, breaking photocopiers, popping balloons, guzzling coffee, stealing moon shoes, kicking your coworker's computers off a desk, and generally wrecking up the place.

The game is simple, get to the exit and shoot as many targets as possible on your way. Shooting clocks will give you more time, coffee speeds you up, headshots give a higher score, and, different kinds of staplers can be found around the map. Clear levels with a high score to unlock the next level and a few ridiculous mini-games

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Aug 11, 2025
ENG: The world of $1 games is full of junk, flip assets, AI trash, and other junk. Within that world, you can sometimes find honest stuff, like little visual novels or experimental games. These games by Andrew Connelly are simple and crude, but they're honest and entertaining too. In this case, it's a time attack game set in offices, where you have to shoot targets with stapler staples, with several levels that add up to an hour of gameplay. If you appreciate this kind of amateur, handcrafted game, I recommend check this one and his other two games. [quote] [i] Check out [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/44959158-Critiques-Sans-Frontiers/] our curator page [/url] to discover more unknown games that other sites don't cover. [/i] [/quote] ESP: El universo de jueguitos de 1 dolar esta repleto de porquerías, assets flip, basura con IA y demás. Dentro de ese mundillo, a veces se encuentran cosas honestas, como pequeñas visual novels, o jueguitos experimentales. Estos juegos de Andrew Connelly son simples y ásperos, pero son honestos y entretenidos. En este caso es un time attack en oficinas donde tenemos que dispararle a los objetivos con ganchitos de abrochadora, con varios …
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Recommended Jan 22, 2025
The game has good bones.... but it still needs to be filled out a bit. The core gameplay loops of chasing down all the targets is tight and fun, but it's a little too buggy and punishing. The "bullets" don't hit where they clearly are hitting too many times, and the kick mechanic (for opening doors) requires way too much precision for a game intended to be fast-paced like this (it either won't connect, or will actually pull the door into you if it's not *just right.* With some polish, this could be a serious contender in it's price bracket, but IMO it still needs that polish.
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Recommended Jun 28, 2025
Pneumatic Stapler ftw! Also I liked the mechanic of shooting the doors to open them mixed with the fast-paced arcade gameplay. It was a fun time!
2 found this helpful
Recommended Dec 29, 2024
I got this for 55 cents. Was worth every one of them
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Recommended Aug 1, 2025
First Person Stapler is for those hardcore fast moving FPS players that like to be timed. I am not one of them. If there was a casual mode or more time I'd probably like it more than i did. I don't hate it but i dont love it either so id give it a 5/10 only recommended for those that can deal with the timed nature of the game
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Recommended Mar 20, 2026
games like these are why children are so rebellious and VIOLENT. Definitely should be rated M...

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