Devil's Desk

American Workplace Simulator but the company in this game is less evil than real life ones. Killed a biblically accurate angel with a stapler, killed a printer with a giant fire sword. Can bring your gf along for missions in your shipping container. The giant head guy on the cover art called me a clanker when I picked the robot. Destroyed hundreds of windows. Failed at basket ball. Smoke and drank. Went to Hell. 10/10 would kill the devil again.

This game is a breath of fresh air. The movement, the gunplay, the aesthetic — all of it is incredible. From parkouring across the map as a self-healing ninja flinging around a giant shuriken, to an office worker slamming coffee pots into a lizard-man’s face and watching him scurry away, I could not put this game down. Crammed with content, secrets, and tons of insane guitar solos, I couldn’t recommend this game enough. 10/10 — will be playing again and again and again.

This game has it all... enveloping atmosphere, diverse enemies, addicting gunplay, chaos, love, laughter, and... my girlfriend's head in a tube? This retro-like shooter has so many fun playable characters, with their own voice-lines and unique set of weapons and traits. The grotesque enemies will having you running backward spraying all the ammo you have. Just watch out for that damn eyeball. Always keep an eye on the sky... and the guy that may be following you. And don't think you're safe in your dreams. Step on the man-hole. Do it. WHERE IS COOL CHRIS?!?!?!