Flippin Kaktus

What's the opposite of fun and enjoyable. This f*cking game called Flippin Kaktus. I would rather flip my d*ck than play this piece of sh*t. By looking at the store page and the cover art, I thought this is going to be fun platformer game. F*ck me in the as* until I pass out for thinking like that. This game is the most irritating, annoying and nerve inducing game I've ever played. I thought I knew what bad games are. This t*rd takes the sh*t scale to next level. Let's make a list about why this game s*cks Donkey Kong's hairy b*lls: Useless HP Bar: Most of the enemies one shot you. What's the f*cking point of an HP bar when every single thing in this f*cking game kills you in one hit. Only melee enemies kill you in two hit but they are easy to dodge so it is unnecessary. Main Character Is A Wimp: Without rage mode or special collectibles, your attacks don't hurt enemies. You can't kill a f*cking small spider. You are not OP in rage mode either. You have dash attack which you have to get close to an enemy to use it which is very risky. And you have a projectile attack which doesn't go far. Enemy bullets on the other hand, flies all across the screen. Yeah, miss me with that unfair …

It goes for a Broforce vibe, at least in terms of design. It is a very different game however, which requires thinking and very careful steps, because most enemies can one-shot you. That would be fine on its own, but many sections can be hit and miss; one wrong move and you are back in the beginning. I don't mind some challenge in my games, but I have to question when a game stops being fun for the sake of difficulty.

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How come nobody has reviewed this yet? It's flippin fantastic! I've uploaded a review here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzKT3Cr2kAo

I am very sad that this great game has hardly been recognized. My heart goes out to the developers, because this one should have been a hit. Maybe interest will pick up. The developers deserve. I'm all in for you guys. I played the Demo and it was a bit hard but the game has checkpoints so you don't have to worry about losing all your progress. I didn't check the demo, but I bought and installed the full game in which there is a "Greenthorn" level of difficulty for more casual players that just want to have fun. I have not played the full game yet, only starting. But this little game is really neat and deserves much more attention and credit than what it's getting. Try the Demo and check it out first. It's great. I was really sad that a sequel was BroForce never released, but this helps fills the gap. You can choose controller or keyboard. Controller is great because it's easier on my right wrist. Job well done! Thanks to the developers!