

Shitty Cactus
David Mödinger · 2020 · Casual, Indie, Action, Singleplayer, Funny
PC
6 user reviews100% · 6 📉 Recent reviews down 81%
This game is free to play. Get it on Steam →
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About Shitty Cactus
The grumpy cactus has done enough standing around!
At least it wan't to have a good view. Can you help the cactus?
Jump until you reach the stars! Or at least get closer to them.
Break the clouds and break the records, reach new heights!
If you can't go further or can't go fast enough, return and upgrade the cactus.
Jump heigher, run faster, find more clouds, coins and platforms.
And most of all... die less.
At least it wan't to have a good view. Can you help the cactus?
Jump until you reach the stars! Or at least get closer to them.
Break the clouds and break the records, reach new heights!
If you can't go further or can't go fast enough, return and upgrade the cactus.
Jump heigher, run faster, find more clouds, coins and platforms.
And most of all... die less.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
There just isn't enough variety here for it to be worth your time, even with it being free. It's essentially a Doodle Jump clone but lacks enemies and items. The platforms not being one-way seems odd (you can't jump through the bottom of them) and contributes to the next point: it feels fairly clunky. The jumping often has be lined up too precisely, and upgrading the speed and jump makes it feel worse. I like the art - the cactus is quite cute. This feels like a solid start to a project but needs more work to be fun/satisfying in addition to more content.3 found this helpful
its so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ its good and funny1 found this helpful
This game is a relatively short platforming game, where you upgrade your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cactus as you earn coins it’s pretty simple but very well doneI had a lot of fun playing it. How often do you get to play a game called ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cactus much well worth the price of free in my book. I would’ve paid at least 350. I think the gameplay is pretty solid too, especially considering it was just made by one guy For a school project would recommend
Игра '♥♥♥♥♥♥ Cactus' – это восхитительный абсурд в лучшем виде! С первого взгляда кажется, что это набор нелепостей, но чем больше играешь, тем больше влюбляешься в её странный юмор и нарочитую простоту. Графика настолько "♥♥♥♥♥♥", что становится очаровательной, а геймплей, несмотря на свою примитивность, затягивает не на шутку. Вся прелесть игры заключается в её непредсказуемости и чувстве, что разработчики просто хотели повеселиться. Каждая новая попытка – это новое открытие, новая порция абсурдного геймплея. Если вы устали от серьезных игр и ищете что-то, что просто поднимет вам настроение своей глупостью, то '♥♥♥♥♥♥ Cactus' – отличный выбор. Не ждите AAA-тайтл, просто расслабьтесь и наслаждайтесь кринжем! Это игра, которая не боится быть плохой, и в этом её шарм. Определенно рекомендую попробовать, если у вас есть чувство юмора и желание взглянуть на игры под необычным углом.
Really love the game, totally fun (really fun lol)
Doesn't live up to its name
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