戦国の木こり (2021)

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You know how in most RTS games you have a basic units that gather resources? Like in Age of Empires with villagers and wood. Now imagine that mundane activity is your entire game. Yes, in a 2 minute time limit, click your lone villager and gather as much wood as you can. There's no English in the game itself, so this shouldn't even be advertised as having English Subtitles or Interface, even if there's nothing that really requires understanding. High score: B ranking (80)

War Era Gatherer (AKA War Era Lumberjack) is barely a game. It's a Unity based non-English Japanese 2D retro pixel top down time challenge game where you have one unit and you must click on the unit and then a tree. The unit will gather wood. Repeat this until your 2 minute timer runs out. You are graded from A-F on your performance at this single button game. There's no English translation, but the language of bad games is universal. It's unclear why such garbage is permitted on Steam... I know Valve has no quality control, but some line should be drawn at what constitutes a game... this train wreck doesn't. It doesn't seem like a sincere attempt at making a game, it's more like someone paid $100 to dump some garbage on Steam so they can just point and laugh at it. Taking this seriously as a game, it's terrible. A choice was made to use obsolete, decades old retro pixel "art" as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget or talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low as a result. There's no options to change the resolution for the game or customise the graphics settings. There's no way for…

step1: click lumberjack step2: click tree step3: repeat step 1 & 2 step4: 90 logs collected step5: A........

Not a game.

[h1]Before I played 戦国の木こり, I had a small pp, no friends, no gf, depression, and no life. These things havent changed, but the game is pretty good[/h1]